Lindsay is officially back to being Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan spent about 11 weeks in rehab, and has been out for around 6, and even though she’s already managed to get arrested for felony theft, it still didn’t feel like she was back at 100 percent.

Now we’re good. X17 says…

Lindsay went out to get her party on last night, following her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson to their old stomping grounds – Teddy’s nightclub at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.
Linds arrived in her rented Porsche at 1:45 am to the parking lot of the hotel, looking for Sam.

A little while later Lindsay got into Sams car and Sam drove her home. Oh, but why didn’t Lindsay drive her car?

“Lindsay didn’t seem straight. She didn’t need to be behind the wheel and Sam always takes care of Lindsay no matter what … Sam feels a responsibility for Lindsay so she told Lindsay she’d drive her home.”

So Lindsay was drunk. What a surprising plot twist that was. Hopefully this felony theft thing will work out and she’ll go to jail for a long time so we don’t have to deal with her. Otherwise I’m just gonna wait until she goes home one night, dig a moat around her house and fill the god damned thing with crocodiles.