02.25.2011 Michael Douglas thinks he can fight
51622, LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - Thursday February 24 2011. Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas are involved in a scuffle with a paparazzo outside their hotel in London. As they arrived back at the hotel, Catherine was heard to scream out after allegedly being hit in the face by an overly invasive photographer. As she …
A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26
Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.
I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )
Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com
Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..
Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)
Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper
I hope he gets cancer. No not the Paparazzo dude, I mean Michael.
puppet, first and second post….looks like someone is clicking refresh and spending a bit of time around these parts…. I think you might have the best cut and paste skills out of everyone here!
mr puupet paid me 6 dollers to lett him put a d siz battery in my buttwhol
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I just pooped in the sink.
I thought all those rich people had body guards?
When did this site turn into an AARP newsletter? Michael Douglas. Donald Rumsfeld. I wonder what Mickey Rooney’s been up to today?
He wakes up every day and says FUCK I’M STILL ALIVE!!!
She looks kind of nice with her mouth open like that. Not in a sexual way. No… wait. Yeah, it probably is sexual.
That bitch is hot as hell. Looking at that mouth all I can think of is Head is good.
I don’t get it.
Maybe the Pap didn’t hit/push him back because he didn’t want to be accused of Elder Abuse…?
Isn’t she in her 50s now?
Wow, everyone left again! Oh well, more booze for me!!!
Cheers!
The paps suck, but I give koodos to whomever punched her…these are some of the hottest photos ever taken of her. Now if I can just crop the old man out of the photos…
Ugh…
The drunken munchies are the worst…
What is it about Taco Bell that seems to go with booze…?
Ah, the Sabbath…
Time to take in some Holy Spirits!!!
Cheers!
My mother and Mickey Rooney were in the same Nursing Home…..
….but not at the same time…..
A great bunch of friends you all are! Today was Zombie’s funeral and I didn’t see any of you assholes there. It was sad the way he died of AIDS, the way his whole body broke out in oozing sores. Sure he was contagious as a motherfucker when he was alive, but after they embalmed his dead ass he wasn’t, so you could have made the time to show some respect! I poured a fifth of Jack Daniels on his grave, to show him that at least one of us gave a shit. I hope he wouldn’t have minded me straining it through my kidneys first. God rest his soul!
Damn! I didn’t even get the card! See, you gotta go to those meetings!!!
I am sure he didn’t mind! Mr Adams!!!