02.16.2011 Miley Cyrus got really fat, really fast

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#6769153 A heavy looking Miley Cyrus joined her mom Tish Cyrus for breakfast in Los Angeles, California on February 15, 2011. The mother daughter pair shared a laugh but then the conversation looked to have gotten serious. Miley’s father Billy Ray Cyrus has just come out in an interview with GQ blaming her hit show …

(28) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 02/16/2011 18:28   edit

    If life is like a box of chocolates, she just about 1 billion peoples lives!

  2. Mac-Daddy 02/16/2011 18:34   edit

    Oh shit, forgot to say “FIST”

    My bad

  3. Mac-Daddy 02/16/2011 18:35   edit

    why does this bitch talk with a mans voice, but sing like she’s Alvin from the Chipmunks on Helium?

  4. Mac-Daddy 02/16/2011 18:36   edit

    Now her and that other chip-munked cheek star that suddonly vanished can get it on

  5. Joust 02/16/2011 18:36   edit

    Salvia is a helluva drug.

  6. Mac-Daddy 02/16/2011 18:41   edit

    and I’m out…can’t look at Mileys fat face anymore!

  7. i hate you 02/16/2011 18:49   edit

    i bet mikey would still do her.

  8. Mr. Poop 02/16/2011 18:54   edit

    WTF?

    How long do we have to wait to see this chick’s gunt?

    I mean cunt.

  9. i hate you 02/16/2011 18:56   edit

    she can’t even see it anymore without two mirrors and one has to have a handle.

  10. Joust 02/16/2011 19:02   edit

    miley’s gash will be all over the net by year’s end.

    betcha the business on it.

  11. SCUM 02/16/2011 19:03   edit

    I can’t wait for Brendf@g to recycle the fat Brit Brit jokes.

  12. i hate you 02/16/2011 19:06   edit

    the EBIDTA of your dildo company can’t be more than 250k annually based on your market penetration. i said penetration.

    i will take the bet that non-photoshopped miley gash will not be all over the internet by year’s end. she’s too fat now.

  13. Mr. Poop 02/16/2011 19:19   edit

    Ima get me a chocolate piggy in my belly.

    Here piggy, piggy.

  14. tylerwouldnotapprove 02/16/2011 19:19   edit

    Birth control shots make you swell up like this. By all accounts she’s getting cummed in on the reg and the guy(s) thinks it’s fantastic

  15. i hate you 02/16/2011 19:22   edit

    miley is having premarital sex? i don’t believe it. what would jesus say?

  16. Mr. Poop 02/16/2011 19:25   edit

    My girlfriend got herpes from riding in a taxi in her mini-skirt.

    At least that’s what I told her must have happened.

  17. Joust 02/16/2011 19:27   edit

    wasn’t talking to you, hate….

    i want rokan’s business, the one that rakes in money without any work involved.

  18. Mr. Poop 02/16/2011 19:33   edit

    Zombie,

    You’re wasting your time, brother, but I appreciate the effort.

    Now go fix me a drink dip-shit.

  19. i hate you 02/16/2011 19:38   edit

    well. back to the basics. rokan, did you fuck a phx hooker last night? for your health, i hope not.

  20. Observer 02/16/2011 19:42   edit

    hey guys….!

    …give the poor kid a break…….I’m sure it’s just the “Freshman 15″ …..

    …what College is she attending again…?

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