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By brendon February 03, 2011 @ 11:36 AM

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KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Gabriel Aubry, and that apparently drove Halle Berry nuts. “She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter’s life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla’s life. She was very aggravated.” Christ calm down. It’s just Kim Kardashian. She goes shopping. What could go wrong. It’s not like the kid was gonna be on Ultimate Fighter, and someone was gonna grab her by her ankles and swing her around as a weapon. Though that would be cool, and effective. (people)

CHARLIE SHEEN – issued a statement yesterday thanking everyone for their support, and told E! that the rumors were, “All crap. Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I’m alive. You’re all gonna have to keep towing the same redundant line, guessing wrong.” Awww, you gonna cry now, little baby. (e!)

KELLY BROOK – pranced around in a bikini in the Hollywood Hills yesterday, and here are the pictures. Because that’s what this website is all about. Helping others. (splash)

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  1. uknowwhere2findme 02/03/2011 11:39

    I love this womans Lobster tail…so fucking meaty…

  2. uknowwhere2findme 02/03/2011 11:39

    *woman’s
    and
    FIST®

  3. MrAdams 02/03/2011 11:45

    I’ll take Kelly Brook for $400, Alex.

  4. One Puppet To Rule Them All 02/03/2011 11:58

    same old post….

    1. Obligatory paid for plug for in network celeb.
    2. Continued obsession of celebrity of the month
    3. Famous model pics, brought to you by invasive paps from in network affiliate.

    On a side note, I completely sharted yesterday and had to pull into a gas station bathroom and ditch my freshly striped undies.

  5. Observer 02/03/2011 12:02

    ……I hate to be a downer…..

    ….but I understand that in the good old days……..she would display her tits for the admiring public……

  6. Observer 02/03/2011 12:05

    Sometimes you have to play the cards life deals you….

    http://bb.voyeurweb.com/vww/live/Sexy_Ass_41nr37.jpg

  7. that1guy 02/03/2011 12:07

    ” Because that’s what this website is all about. Helping others”

    used to be “because fuck them”

    it was better then

  8. rokan 02/03/2011 12:09

    I’ll pass I think I can do better.

  9. Tweets that mention morning headlines -- Topsy.com 02/03/2011 12:09

    [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Alltop, wwtdd, Celebrity Pepper, Ian Wallace, Tracy Jordan and others. Tracy Jordan said: morning #headlines: KIM KARDASHIAN – went on a few dates with Halle Berrys ex Gabriel Aubry… http://goo.gl/fb/6aKn8 [...]

  10. rokan 02/03/2011 12:12

    I don’t mean to sound over confident, but Pepper is supposed to fix me up with his wife’s cousin for Valentines Day.

  11. uknowwhere2findme 02/03/2011 12:20

    Rokan, so happy to know that you don’t care about me telling you that she pees standing up…….

  12. Admiral 02/03/2011 12:24

    What? It’s bikini weather in southern California? Fuck, that does it, Winter – this means war.

  13. rokan 02/03/2011 12:26

    Pepper, I’m a little deeper than that. I don’t judge people the way you do. I suppose next you’re going to tell me that her Adam’s Apple is unattractive.

  14. uknowwhere2findme 02/03/2011 12:29

    Nope…but her hands are!

  15. The Puppet 02/03/2011 12:33

    For the love of God, will Rokan Observer and uknowwher2findme get a fucking room?

  16. Chicagoaniml 02/03/2011 12:34

    I wouldn’t want my daughter to hang out with Pornstar / Size Queen Kim either.

  17. uknowwhere2findme 02/03/2011 12:37

    someone is jealous ……

  18. rokan 02/03/2011 12:37

    Puppet, Pepper and I are just good friends. Sure, I let him wear my bathing suit occasionally, but its purely platonic.
    You sound like you could use a good worming and a lemon juice enema.

  19. Joust 02/03/2011 12:43

    roflmfao @ good friends

    pathetic

  20. Observer 02/03/2011 12:49

    Puppet…..

    …I will be your friend……but I can’t afford a room…..I am poverty-stricken…..

    …so follow me on Twitter…

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