02.24.2011 Penelope Cruz just had a baby, looks better now

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#6837535 In a rare public appearance since the birth of their new baby, happy parents Penelope Cruz and husband Javier Bardem snuck away for some alone time together at the offices of Jerry Bruckheimer in Santa Monica, CA on February 23rd, 2011. Penelope is starring opposite Johnny Depp as his love interest in Bruckheimer’s …

(19) Comments

  1. Woodsman 02/24/2011 15:03   edit

    El racka es muy bueno!

  2. Mr. Poop 02/24/2011 15:16   edit

    Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”ve got a girl in Kalamazooooooooo

    zoo . . . zoo . . zoo zoo zoo.

    Sup Woods?

    How’s the back?

  3. MrAdams 02/24/2011 15:16   edit

    Correct my Spanish for me, but doesn’t “Penelope” mean “penis envelope”?

  4. Mac-Daddy 02/24/2011 15:19   edit

    I loved Penelope ever since she was the uncredited Party Guest in “El Efecto Mariposa” (The Butterfly Effect..No not that shit movie with Asshole Butcher)

    HOT HOT HOT

    or should I say “está muy caliente”

    y quiero tener relaciones sexuales con ella

  5. i hate you 02/24/2011 15:29   edit

    NINE. one scene with with her dancing. i love her.

    …………………….i have never watched a musical. fuck all of you.

  6. Gildorg 02/24/2011 15:41   edit

    She is doable in a 2am type of situation…

    Well, that might not be giving her new increased bust-size enough credit…

    Cheers!

  7. Woodsman 02/24/2011 15:46   edit

    Rok: back is still fucked up; going in for surgery next week. Still hopped up on four different drugs in the meantime.

  8. i hate you 02/24/2011 15:53   edit

    woody: i am sorry to hear that.

    on another note i saw a girl’s punani who decided to show me where she sat on a glass and had to get 25 stitches. it was disgusting and arousing all at once.

  9. Mr. Poop 02/24/2011 16:31   edit

    Bummer, Woods.

    Bet you’re grateful for the Canadian health care system now.

    Hate, you were close. I think the literal translation for Penelope is “penis enveloper.” Not envelope.

    Thanks for playing.

  10. Woodsman 02/24/2011 16:33   edit

    Hate:

    Thanks.

    Did the doctor throw in a few extra stitches? (That’s an old “husband in the delivery room” joke … women tend not to think it’s funny)

  11. The Puppet 02/24/2011 16:40   edit

    Loosers, did you not see the sign?
    COMMENTS OFF

  12. Woodsman 02/24/2011 16:43   edit

    Rok: yes; slow but free. And because I have a great employer plan, I get my meds for free - - given that I am on four types and that it has been a month, that has been a few hundred bucks. With all the money I’ve saved, I can afford a really cool lower back tattoo to “accessorize” my surgery scar.

  13. Woodsman 02/24/2011 16:44   edit

    Puppet: did you miss my sign? It said:
    Go fuck yourself!

  14. The Puppet 02/24/2011 16:51   edit

    Woodsman, did you miss Brend0n’s sign?
    Go fuck yourself: COMMENTS OFF go post at another website.

  15. Death to Finkle! 02/24/2011 16:53   edit

    I come back from lunch to find the COMMENTS OFF.

    So, what did I miss?

  16. Mr. Poop 02/24/2011 16:56   edit

    Woods,

    I bet you are more constipated than than Puppet is right now. He’s has the same cork up his ass since the Reagan administration.

    And as far as the tattoo, get one that says “RESPECT”

    It worked for Jade Nicole.

  17. Joust 02/24/2011 17:08   edit

    poor rokan…. no social life, no job, no exercise, no hobbies….. just refreshing a screen all day waiting for other comments to respond to…. what a “life”.

  18. The Puppet 02/24/2011 17:15   edit

    Rokan, NEW UP, hurry!

  19. Observer 02/25/2011 07:19   edit

    I have always LOVED this juicy Spanish Mexicant…….

    …and all the better with her juicy big tits…..

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