#6837535 In a rare public appearance since the birth of their new baby, happy parents Penelope Cruz and husband Javier Bardem snuck away for some alone time together at the offices of Jerry Bruckheimer in Santa Monica, CA on February 23rd, 2011. Penelope is starring opposite Johnny Depp as his love interest in Bruckheimer’s …
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El racka es muy bueno!
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii”ve got a girl in Kalamazooooooooo
zoo . . . zoo . . zoo zoo zoo.
Sup Woods?
How’s the back?
Correct my Spanish for me, but doesn’t “Penelope” mean “penis envelope”?
I loved Penelope ever since she was the uncredited Party Guest in “El Efecto Mariposa” (The Butterfly Effect..No not that shit movie with Asshole Butcher)
HOT HOT HOT
or should I say “está muy caliente”
y quiero tener relaciones sexuales con ella
NINE. one scene with with her dancing. i love her.
…………………….i have never watched a musical. fuck all of you.
She is doable in a 2am type of situation…
Well, that might not be giving her new increased bust-size enough credit…
Cheers!
Rok: back is still fucked up; going in for surgery next week. Still hopped up on four different drugs in the meantime.
woody: i am sorry to hear that.
on another note i saw a girl’s punani who decided to show me where she sat on a glass and had to get 25 stitches. it was disgusting and arousing all at once.
Bummer, Woods.
Bet you’re grateful for the Canadian health care system now.
Hate, you were close. I think the literal translation for Penelope is “penis enveloper.” Not envelope.
Thanks for playing.
Hate:
Thanks.
Did the doctor throw in a few extra stitches? (That’s an old “husband in the delivery room” joke … women tend not to think it’s funny)
Loosers, did you not see the sign?
COMMENTS OFF
Rok: yes; slow but free. And because I have a great employer plan, I get my meds for free - - given that I am on four types and that it has been a month, that has been a few hundred bucks. With all the money I’ve saved, I can afford a really cool lower back tattoo to “accessorize” my surgery scar.
Puppet: did you miss my sign? It said:
Go fuck yourself!
Woodsman, did you miss Brend0n’s sign?
Go fuck yourself: COMMENTS OFF go post at another website.
I come back from lunch to find the COMMENTS OFF.
So, what did I miss?
Woods,
I bet you are more constipated than than Puppet is right now. He’s has the same cork up his ass since the Reagan administration.
And as far as the tattoo, get one that says “RESPECT”
It worked for Jade Nicole.
poor rokan…. no social life, no job, no exercise, no hobbies….. just refreshing a screen all day waiting for other comments to respond to…. what a “life”.
Rokan, NEW UP, hurry!
I have always LOVED this juicy Spanish Mexicant…….
…and all the better with her juicy big tits…..