Shia LaBeouf got roughed up. At this place. Ummm…

This story is ostensibly about a bar fight, so why does it feel so gay it might as well be roller skating around Venice Beach in tiny denim shorts.

Us magazine says…

Shia LaBeouf was handcuffed and released in the wee hours of Saturday morning after an alleged bar fight.
An eyewitness to the altercation at Mad Bull’s Tavern in Sherman Oaks, Calif., tells Us the actor, 24, was taunted by a fellow patron inside the bar before being “sucker punched in the mouth” when their conversation was taken outside.
No charges were filed as a result of the dust-up, which dispersed when local LAPD officers who happened to be driving by the area saw the crowd.
Put in handcuffs while officers assessed the situation, LaBeouf was questioned and released shortly after 1 a.m.

This is seriously the most homoerotic fight I’ve ever heard of. Because a guy named Shia had something slapped against his mouth and then was in handcuffs shortly after leaving a bar named the Mad Bull with a couple of new gentleman he’d just met. I think it’s that bar name and logo that does it. If it was the Male Slot or something like this, this would be straight up gay porn.