02.01.2011 the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue is here

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The 2011 Vanity Fair Hollywood issue has arrived (with, from left to right, Ryan Reynolds, Jake Gyllenhaal, Anne Hathaway and James Franco on the cover, then Jennifer Lawrence, Anthony Mackie, Olivia Wilde, Jesse Eisenberg, Mila Kunis, Robert Duvall, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Andrew Garfield, Rashida Jones, Garrett Hedlund, and Noomi Rapace inside), and it’s a big deal because pictures of famous celebrities are still a fascinating novelty, and it’s always fun to see where the single person of color will get to stand. Oohhh, it’s a black guy this year, and right on page 2, how progressive!

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  1. Demon Spawn 02/01/2011 18:39

    I’m sure this issue doesn’t run in The South, unless they use Photoshop to replace Anthony Mackie’s face with Charlie Sheen’s

  2. Woodsman 02/01/2011 18:40

    Who is the babe with her tits falling out of her dress?

  3. rokan 02/01/2011 18:44

    I wonder if they all had sex afterwards.

  4. Mr. Pickles 02/01/2011 18:46

    I would wiggly my piggly all over everyone and jump around singing a show tune. You know all they all know the words to every showtune.
    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  5. Mr. Pickles 02/01/2011 18:49

    I got so excited about the show tunes I didn’t make any sense. Don’t you hate it when that happens?

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  6. rokan 02/01/2011 18:50

    Ok

  7. Charlie Fucking Sheen Mother Fucker 02/01/2011 18:54

    I want to be inside NOOMI RAPACE. Does anyone know what it feels like to come off a 20 yr coke bender?

    ME EITHER!

  8. MrAdams 02/01/2011 18:54

    You would have thought the guy would have smiled, so we could see him. It wasn’t a mugshot after all.

  9. i hate you 02/01/2011 18:59

    woodsman - that’s olivia wilde in the top pic or mila kunis in the bottom.

    of course they all had sex rokan. it’s hollywood, california. nothing but fucking going on out there.

  10. The Puppet 02/01/2011 19:00

    Nice to see Mr. 7/24 has not left.
    Be a doll and bring me my drink.

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  12. rokan 02/01/2011 19:02

    I wonder what Jake Gyllenhaal’s clam smells like.

  13. i hate you 02/01/2011 19:03

    it smells like heath ledger.

  14. Woodsman 02/01/2011 19:06

    i hate you = +1

  15. uknowwhere2findme 02/01/2011 19:09

    I wonder what Jake Gyllenhaal’s clam smells like.

    it smells like heath ledger.

    So…it smells like the Olson Twin?
    .
    I know how this game works..

  16. Chicagoaniml 02/01/2011 19:12

    DemonSpawn, Who’s shitter is that? Alexis Texas?

  17. rokan 02/01/2011 19:13

    Puppet,

    Thank God you’re back.

    I think I lost my wrist-watch up your shit-chute the last time you were here.

    Bend over and say, AHHHH, Fuckhead..

  18. i hate you 02/01/2011 19:13

    sooo, by your reasoning jake’s clam smells like bob saget.

  19. rokan 02/01/2011 19:17

    Three things I don’t understand about that picture.

    1) What is Eddie Murphy doing there?
    2) Robert Duvall seems oddly out of place.
    3) What’s with the fucking lion cub?

    Send your responses to Observerlovestits@yahoo.com

  20. SCUM 02/01/2011 19:18

    My balls smell like teen spirit.

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