Tony Hawk is getting divorce number three

It’s a good thing Tony Hawk makes tons of money because that dude can’t go 10 minutes without getting a divorce. People.com says…

Tony Hawk’s third marriage is coming to an end.
Hawk, 42, filed for divorce from his wife, Lhotse Merriam, in North San Diego County, Calif., on Friday.
“We have made the difficult decision to file for divorce,” the couple say in a joint statement Monday.
“We remain deeply committed and loving parents to our daughter, and out of respect for that responsibility we ask that people honor our family’s privacy during this important time of transition.”

Why does this feel like Tiger Woods in a volcom shirt? When a famous guy with groupies gets divorced all the time, I don’t assume he needs privacy now. I assume he needed privacy when he was transitioning into the panties of whatever teenager he was banging 6 months ago. Are girls like that gonna start showing up on TMZ now, like they did with Tiger? But in this case will they have those Roxy boy shorts on? Because that would be awesome.