03.08.2011 Charlie Sheen edition headlines

(118) Comments

1. 
   tylerwouldnotapprove 03/08/2011 19:02   edit
   

   Holy shit! A new fucking post. Is it my birthday or something?
2. 
   i hate you 03/08/2011 19:04   edit
   

   holy shit! a new fucking post. is it the puppet’s birthday or something?

   i can be a puppet too.
3. 
   Mr. Nutt 03/08/2011 19:14   edit
   

   Joust,

   Next time you go out, I need you to get two blow jobs and then come back and give me one.
4. 
   Mr. Nutt 03/08/2011 19:18   edit
   

   Hey Gildorg,
   You OK? Haven’t heard from you since the chemical spill. Just wondering if you have morphed into anything yet.
5. 
   Mr. Poop 03/08/2011 19:30   edit
   

   I’m with Mr. Nutt on this one.
6. 
   tylerwouldnotapprove 03/08/2011 19:35   edit
   

   Holy Shit! There’s still such a thing as Planet Hollywood?

   Why is she dressed like slutty stewardess from the future?
7. 
   tylerwouldnotapprove 03/08/2011 19:38   edit
   

   At least Joust has company on the rapidly emptying Sheen train. Him and Brenda can have it.
8. 
   Mr. Nutt 03/08/2011 19:39   edit
   

   Tyler,
   Nobody has an original idea anymore. She got that outfit at a star trek convention.
9. 
   The Puppet 03/08/2011 19:41   edit
   

   holy shit! a new fucking post. is it the puppet’s birthday or something?

   i can be a puppet too.
   Did you mean : i can be an asshole?
10. 
    Mr. Nutt 03/08/2011 19:41   edit
    

    Did I tell you guys I met Sheen at a party back in ‘86? He was hitting the booger sugar back then.
11. 
    The Puppet 03/08/2011 19:43   edit
    

    Hey tylerwouldnotapprove, get off Joust cock. Do you want to sit on mine for a change?
12. 
    i hate you 03/08/2011 19:44   edit
    

    she is either fat or i am not drunk enough…..
13. 
    Mr. Nutt 03/08/2011 19:44   edit
    

    Hey Puppet! Go back outside and then come in and try that again! (Hate, grab the shotgun)
14. 
    The Puppet 03/08/2011 19:45   edit
    

    Mr. Nutt, if you want in on the gang bang, just say so.
15. 
    The Puppet 03/08/2011 19:48   edit
    

    Mr. Nutt, do you like wendys?
16. 
    i hate you 03/08/2011 19:49   edit
    

    yes.

    you can act like an asshole. it doesn’t mean you are an asshole. i am okay with it. i accept you as you are puppet.

    i learned that in therapy. maybe you need therapy. maybe we all need therapy …….

    …..and by therapy i mean 3 hookers and an oz of blow.
17. 
    The Puppet 03/08/2011 19:51   edit
    

    i hate you, hear me now and believe me later, YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE!
18. 
    rokan 03/08/2011 19:53   edit
    

    What the fuck is going on in here?

    Puppet, I think we can start calling you Mrs. 24/7 from now on.

    Now bend over and say AHHHHH. I’ve got a fist-full of dirty nickels I’d like to deposit in your colon.
19. 
    SCUM 03/08/2011 19:55   edit
    

    I need a drink.
20. 
    The Puppet 03/08/2011 19:56   edit
    

    Rokan, Mr. Poop/Observer/ Mike Hunt, I’m doing a double shift today at Starbucks. The other manager called in sick.

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