Charlie Sheen says hes gonna cut kids throats

Charlie Sheen, who was arrested on Christmas day in 2009 after his wife told police he held a knife to her throat and threatened to kill her, said in a webcast last night that he would hold a knife to peoples throats and kill them, and then do the same to their kids. Radar says…

(Sheen) launched into a bizarre, profanity-laced tirade during a chat with his associate Bob Maron.
Said Sheen: “I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes, and people are gonna f **king take it or leave it, we know they’re gonna take it cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it, and if they can’t condemn it, they’ll like f **king turn me into a God and worship it, and realize I’m behind them, cutting their throats, and their children’s …”

Yep that sounds like Charlie all right. Always threatening to slash people throats, that ol’ rascal. So has he completely given up on Two and a Half Men? If it comes back will he still have time to murder children? He sure has a lot on his plate.