Christina Aguilera has “intimate” pictures for sale

A digital storage card containing hundreds of “provocative” personal photos of Christina Aguilera, time-stamped between June and November 2010, were found in a hotel room in France and are now for sale according to Radar. Some of the highlights include…

– Aguilera with two naked male strippers at a bachelorette party.
– Aguilera mimicking oral sex on some guy holding a sex toy.
– Fifteen pictures from Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party in Cabo San Lucas. Aguilera is pictured drinking and smoking a cigar, Richie is in a bikini with a male blow-up doll strapped to her.
– Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler in bed and kissing.
– Aguilera dancing on a table with friends at a private dinner.
– Aguilera giving a blow job to a chocolate covered banana at a theme park.
– Aguilera posing for before-and-after make-up shots.
– Aguilera and her son at a goat farm in October.

Too bad she didn’t do the pretend blow job thing at the goat farm, because if she’s not naked or geting drilled in any of these, I could give a shit. This bitch is annoying anyway. I would have added a bunch of pictures of federal building and landmarks around New York City, taken at all hours of the day and night, and turned her in to Homeland Security.

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