03.07.2011 Gisele Bundchen is in a bikini
52030, RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL - Sunday March 6, 2011. Gisele Bundchen wears a tiny bikini out to the pool at while on vacation in Rio De Janeiro with husband Tom Brady. The Brazilian model showed off her rock hard bikini body while as she stepped out of her room. **UK, USA, AND CANADA USE …
Hey cock suckers from Buzzmedia, how about turning on the fucking comments?
I’d stick one in her Bundchen.
I need Observer to translate that New England-ese.
I think there is a joke hidden in there somewhere…
A cheese burger every now and then isn’t a bad thing. You can see the outline of her internal organs!
She has worms
This was in my inbox. Guess now that I’m rich I will be too stuck up to hang out with you guys anymore.
Dear Friend,
I am the manager of the bill and exchange department of BANK OF AFRICA (here in Ouagadougou the capital city of Burkina Faso. In my department i discovered an abandoned sum of US$14.5M(FOURTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS) in a dormant account belonging to Late MR. PAUL LOUIS from Paris, France who died along with His entire family in July 2003 in a plane crash
Please visit this site that is one of the Incident
http://newswww.bbc.net.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/oxfordshire/4537663.stm
Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because the bank cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as it was indicated in our banking guideline and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crashed leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you so that you can stand as the beneficiary to the deceased customer and to enable the bank to release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased customer for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don’t want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill because the banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after Twelve years that is almost near, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund.
The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner, and I agree that 45% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foreign account, 5% will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 50% would be for me, thereafter, I will visit Your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated.
Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your designated bank account, you must apply first to the bank as a relation or next of kin of the deceased with a text of application that I will send to you, so I will like you to send to me your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication between each other and also about the location where the money will be remitted.
Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application that you will use in claiming the money as the beneficiary to the deceased customer. I will not fail to bring to your notice this transaction is hitch-free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.
Thanks.
Trusting to hear from you immediately
looking forward for your urgent response.
Best regards,
Dr.Miles Davies
splash, inf, and pcn all teamed up to provide this place with stakler pics? ffs man….it’s god dam monday! at least the writing was kinda funny this time. with the accent and all…
This was in my inbox
In case you missed it.
The Puppet 02/25/2011 13:08 edit
sing along to the beat of: http://tinyurl.com/4cast6b
Nobody knows, the trouble you feel
Nobody cares, your pain is real
ROKAN, we’re sorry, won’t you go on home?
Mom is worried
What is wrong in your life that you must post here every day?
ROKAN, we’re sorry
Use the Force, call your mom
She’s missing you badly
Missing her Wookie
The Comments are off
where will post
There are big posting sites
You need to move on
Rokan we’re sorry
You can’t post here anymore
Won’t you go home
The fun is over
Go back to your room
You better go, everything is closed
Comments are OFF
I’ve got a tangler in my Wranglers.
A sweet and sticky cum guzzling conversation between ROKAN and “FECAL PHIL” aka Pepper on 08/05/2009 22:26
Rokan-You know Pepper,it sounds to me like Facebook and your time spent porno -sites is really cutting into your Durden time.
I’m on Facebook too.We could be friends(this part really made me throw up)but then I would have to reveal my secret indentity.
I don’t know if you can keep a secret( Mylene is thinking,WELL,TOO LATE NOW ASSHOLE! )
Pepper-Rokan pepperfunt@yahoo.com
Pepper-badjojo.com is the mother load ,if you don’t have it,then your out of luck..
Rokan-Just for that Pepper,you can’t be my friend on Facebook.( Aww, my eyes teared up a little when I saw that)
Pepper-aww Rokan,to think I was going to POKE you? (This part is giving me nightmares)
Rokan- Pepper,I am still going to look you up,then I will ask my Magic 8 ball (this part I totally believe Rokan has a Magic 8 ball)
and if it says, “Sign point to yes”
I’ll think about it ( this part I think Rokan is cock teasing Pepper
OOPS! I just wet my pants.
This was in my outbox.
Dear Rokan,
Go make me a drink you fucking looser.
Joust, Seems more like onomatopoeia to me. I wish someone with a keen understanding of the MLA’s definition of proper punctuation were here.
Make that two drinks.
pathetic
poop
Worms
Mr. Poop, Call me crazy but I do believe that your new found wealth may be poop itself. If not, never forget how funny and witty I always found your writings!
rokan is going crazy. his rep as durden ambassador is being demolished.
just when you think this site can’t get more pathetic, the comments section of each new post turns into a chat board for a handful of desperate losers to banter about their sex lives back and forth and share microscopic dirty pictures of themselves. pitiful. Mr. Nutt you can take Rokan’s cock out from your mouth.
Mr Nutt,
My great grandfather was Walt Whitman’s cabana boy.
Puppet, I’ve worked hard my whole life to try to make a comfortable life for myself and my brood only to watch from the sidelines as minorities, suck-ups and relatives (all who were not qualified) shoot past me on the economic ladder. As time starts to run out, desperation sets in, and what once was considered unthinkable starts to look like the only option.
Mr. Poop, Cabana boy? Very interesting! Tell me more.
Dahkies’s in Southie…..!!!
WTF…..
…next thing you know…..comments will be “Off”!