Amanda Seyfried collects dead animals

Amanda Seyfried spent last week with her boyfriend Ryan Phillippe in Paris, one of the most romantic cities in the world, where a young couple in love can drink champagne at Les Ombres, taken an evening cruise down the Seine as the lights shine on Notre Dame, or buy a dead horse.

Guess which one Amanda did.

“I bought a dead horse. I love good taxidermy, it’s like art. A lot of people think it’s weird but I don’t know why.” (express.uk)

Just to make sure this is as creepy as possible, it was actually a foal, not a horse. If you don’t know, a foal is a horse less than one year old.

“This is my second one. Like full animal, I have animal parts. I thought it was funny that it was $2,750. It’s all art.” (imdb)

Jesus Christ no wonder Phillippe cheats on her. If you can get an erection while a dead ponys eyes follow you around the room, you’re well on your way to being a serial killer. She’s not nearly hot enough to deal with all this. Julri Waters on the other hand could stuff and mount my parents for all I care.