Billy Crystal has still got it

Proving that his powers of comic observation are as razor sharp and lightning fast as they’ve ever been, Billy Crystal has noticed that the young people of today sure do like vampires.

And that was the end of his idea.

Nonetheless he took that information and got Helen Mirren, Rob Reiner, (the great) Adam Scott, Mike Tyson, Rob Riggle, and Maya Rudolph to film this bit for Funny or Die about a sequel to When Harry Met Sally, then repeated the same jokes from the movie but with prop teeth. Get it? Those aren’t his real teeth. Do you not get it?

I’m not sure if Billy Crystal has ever said anything funny, but if he did it would have been about 35 years ago. When he tries, I’m always left with an empty sadness. Like seeing a orphan with a bad cough.