Jennifer Aniston is such a delight to be around that she cant keep a boyfriend for more than a week, and to put that into perspective, even that women who cut off her husbands dick while he was asleep went on to get engaged and have a 14 year relationship.
Perhaps thinking the problem is that she isn’t desperate or clingy enough, Aniston tells Red magazine, whatever the hell that is, that since she and George Clooney are both so famous for being single, it would be a great idea to call him up out of the blue and tell him she wants to get married and have a baby.
“That would definitely shut up the world! I could call up George, say, ‘Hon, let’s just get hitched and have kids…’ I should take George to lunch and we can figure out how to put an end to all this.”
I know she’s joking about that but wow does she really think we equate her with Clooney? He’s single because everyone wants to date him. She’s single because no one does. For at least another week I’d rather fuck Elizabeth Taylor.
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