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Fuck you Brendumb and your hatred towards the female body!
I’d fuck Kaley Cuoco in a heartbeat!
Well, this is just wrong. I don’t like to be teased like this. Next Brenda will show pictures of food right before lunch to torture us some more.
That tat on her back says “Believe”. Can you imagine fucking her doggy style yelling “I believe baby, I believe!”
Who are these cunts?
Are they supposed to be famous?
I hunker in our bunker check out my dandy spew spunker!!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cunts or not they are hot and i would stick it inside
a little spit i am sure it will fit i won’t need astroglide
not sure who they are and don’t even care, but i guarantee they are bare down there.
this may upset my friend mr poop, who prefers carpet in his stoop.
POOP
Don’t try to out rhyme me Mr. Hate. I will slap you with my monster cock.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOGTFO…….???
…the screaming echos of a pot calling a kettle black…
An ode to the hole,
That never heals,
The more you touch it,
The better it feels,
You can rub it,
And scrub it,
And brush it like hell,
But you will never get rid,
Of that fucking fish smell!
Mr. Pickles, I do not wish to challenge you for I fear the wrath of the monster cock!
Gaga fell. If she fell on her face, do you think it would be an improvement, worse or same?
Discuss.
TOGTFO.
nuff said.
bring it.
Did someone say Titties?
http://www.toptitties.com/index.html?page=top&catid=0
pickles is a talker. just wait until he’s had a few cocktails…….
hahhahahaa. i love titties. especially little vanessa hugs n kisses puffy ones.
Ode To My Cock
Oh dear, oh my when they see it they cry
Tears of joy, tears of delight
Squeeze it in my pussy, so nice and so tight
Until it loosens up, I will be gentle
Then after consent, I get hell bent bc I like girls going mental
Screams and moans, then exhausted she groans
All with sighs of relief a look still filled with disbelief
Satisfaction from my pelvic action
One tiny girl, I left her in traction
She was still happy, all pleased and content
She even exclaimed “that cock is heaven sent”
Ask them all and you’ll hear them say,
“not wise choice for the cock upside your head today”
Pepper has nipples as big as tea cups.
Ode To Pepper’s Nipples
Round and brown and wide as saucers
Agree with me
You salad tossers
A man wide large nipples is something to see
riding his bike,
beneath the old oak tree.
When you first see them
you imagine tattoos
of sand-dollars
two by two
Or old fried eggs
stuck to his chest
just buy him a beer,
he’ll tell you the rest.
wow. i just saw a picture of a guy with no nipples getting them tattooed on.
Why bother taking “nude” photos of chicks if nothing is showing.
i think you avi would have been better suited for the allure way of thinking. let’s correct your comment to,
Why bother taking “nude” photos of hot chicks if nothing is showing?
i hope that’s not your new gf.
Horray for Boobies!!!
“I saw a little birdie in the snow,
with broken wing and broken toe.
I coached it near with crumbs of bread,
then I took a rock and broke its 5ucking head.”
One of those great bits of art, one learns from reading the Stall wall at one’s local!
Cheers!