Monday morning headlines

LEANN RIMES AND EDDIE CIBRIAN – got married this weekend in a surprise ceremony at a private home in California. This will make their inevitable cheating that much more exciting. (people)

BEYONCE AND JAY Z – were reportedly set to perform at the royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton on Friday, but now it seems that’s not the case. William was probably just saying that so people would come. (et)

LADY GAGA – was in Nashville for a concert when one of her fans went into cardiac arrest and had to have her heart restarted after it stopped for 5 minutes. I’m assuming her heart didn’t have a beat because Gaga stole it. (cnn)

RIO – won the weekend for the third week in a row ($26.6M), beating out Madea’s Big Happy Family ($25.7M), Water For Elephants ($17.5M), and Hop ($12.4M). Easter is always a good time for family films. If you wanted a story about a blood soaked zombie with nails in his hands you needed to go to church. (deadline)

ANNALYNNE MCCORD – was at Wet Republic in Vegas this weekend, and she wore this denim jacket and dress over her bikini. Was she doing that to hide bruises on her knees and back and shoulders? Sorry, but a gentleman never tells. (wenn)