04.12.2011 Scarlett Johansson isn’t pregnant, just fat

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  1. SCUM 04/12/2011 15:39   edit

    I want to kill anyone that wears those stupid shoes.

  2. i hate you 04/12/2011 15:46   edit

    she is running in those fucking shoes next to a fucking prick that smokes 4 packs a day.

    you can’t run in those shoes and sean penn couldn’t run to the mailbox. this is bullshit.

    kill them both. please.

  3. tylerwouldnotapprove 04/12/2011 15:46   edit

    SCUM - agreed.

    This bitch is hugely overrated anyway. Seems like she’d be kind of a cunt too.

  4. Mr. Pickles 04/12/2011 15:52   edit

    I will fuck her, but she will need those shoes on for grippers on the wall. I plan on pinning her feet by her ears so I can get past that fat sack.

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  5. Mr. Nutt 04/12/2011 16:01   edit

    Pickles, something like this?

    http://api.ning.com/files/Xwm-1gHSo50o8Fs3vpAjk6rBaE3XFQrysd-I2EW80X5aFEXrvYgxHQRBIa7YXHUdT1s5rbv4JdIZJ2bL8-JnLdGUySThDpys/RandyMarshJizz.jpg

  6. MrAdams 04/12/2011 16:03   edit

    If she’s hanging out with Sean Penn, being a lard-ass is the least of her worries.

  7. Mr. Nutt 04/12/2011 16:03   edit

    The penis shoots fat poison. Blow your load anywhere but in!

  8. Mr. Pickles 04/12/2011 16:09   edit

    I think I may need some supplements to blow loads like that. Holy shit!

    WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  9. Observer 04/12/2011 16:18   edit

    I can see why she’s dating Penn…..

    …he’s too old and his eyesight is too far gone to see that she’s let herself go…..

  10. i hate you 04/12/2011 16:26   edit

    nutt: based on that concept. i presume pepper to be an obese man.

  11. Mr. Nutt 04/12/2011 16:27   edit

    Fuck I didn’t read the story. I just assumed she was pregnant. They can fix that in post production. She will look awesome. The only people who know the truth is us and what could possibly happen to us? AHHHHHH. (Dragged from house by Hollywood hit team)

  12. Death to Finkle! 04/12/2011 16:38   edit

    I’m with DB’s Treasure on this one. There has got to be some good, meaty pussy, somewhere up inside those guts.

    Could do without the Vibrams, though.

  13. Death to Finkle! 04/12/2011 16:42   edit

    Did Rokan ever say where he went on his vacation?

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110412/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_missing_puppets

  14. Mr. Nutt 04/12/2011 16:44   edit

    Here are those fucked up shoes.

    http://www.vibramfivefingers.com/index.htm

  15. i hate you 04/12/2011 16:49   edit

    http://tinypic.com/r/qnphdz/7

    how about these two in a sex oil fueled frenzy?

  16. Mr. Poop 04/12/2011 16:52   edit

    Johnston said losing three out of six puppets puts a financial strain on the nonprofit’s ability to put on shows because they are used so frequently.

    Pepper killed my puppets.

    RIP Brainless Bass

  17. Mr. Nutt 04/12/2011 16:59   edit

    Hate, will there be “toys” involved?

  18. Mr. Nutt 04/12/2011 17:03   edit

    Poop, death breeds new opportunities. You can create new ones.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phoenix_(mythology)

  19. Gildorg 04/12/2011 17:03   edit

    Wow, she used to be pretty damn decent looking…

    I guess when you get married and try to live off your “hotness” past, you feel you can let yourself go…

    Like Mr. Nutt said, they can clean up some of it “post-production”, but still, what a fat bitch!

    Since when are Fat Chicks supposed to be hot? I know for the last several years there has been this movement for “natural” girls… Basically, the lard asses too lazy to actually work at keeping a hot figure… (The main reason any guy would want to waste his time on them in the first damn place…) Then we have the other extreme the rail-thin unhealthy chicks that look like they need a sandwich or two…

    Sigh… What happened to chicks who just knew what was hot and were willing to do what it took to maintain or achieve the look?

    Here’s to better days!

    Cheers!

  20. Mr. Poop 04/12/2011 17:08   edit

    I would like to fill her belly-button with semen.

    Is that too graphic for this site?

    Its my first time here.

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