Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver first met in 1977, had their first date in 1982, got married in 1986, and had four kids. Which is probably why they’re getting a divorce now. Jesus Christ, enough already.
As the LA Times first reported last night…
Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion while the two determine the next step in their 25-year marriage.
Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few weeks. The former first couple confirmed the separation in a joint statement released Monday after questions from The Times.
“This has been a time of great personal and professional transition for each of us,” the statement read. “After a great deal of thought, reflection, discussion and prayer, we came to this decision together. At this time, we are living apart while we work on the future of our relationship.
“We are continuing to parent our four children together. They are the light and the center of both of our lives. We consider this a private matter and neither we nor any of our friends or family will have further comment. We ask for compassion and respect from the media and the public.”
It’ll be weird to see Arnold out on dates after this. Actually it’s hard to imagine him doing anything normal stuff. He’s so much larger than life. He’s like if the Red Skull and the Statue of Liberty had a son.
(image source of arnold and maria in santa monica on mothers day = flynet)
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Awesome post. That whole Statue of Liberty Red Skull thing was classic. Keep up the mediocre work.
Didn’t take long for the spammers to figure out that the COMMENTS ARE OPEN!
WAITAMINUTE!
So you’re saying that MARIA SHRIVER is AVAILABLE?!?!?
Ooh, I don’t know what it is about her…is it the sunken, hollow dark eye sockets with tiny burning chrome balls at the center?
Is it the jaw width that is BIGGER THAN THE JAW WIDTH OF THE ANIMAL WHO JUST WON THE KENTUCKY DERBY?
Oh you just got me all HOT and BOTHERED! Spa-HOOODGE-uh.
She should have known she was in trouble when the prenup started with:
crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
At least Rose Kennedy can stop spinning in her grave since there’s one less Republican at the family Sunday brunch.
She’ll be back.
With as much money as he has, if I were him I’d live off of whores and… wait, no - I sound like Charlie Sheen…
This story is boring. Anybody else see the video of the two-headed Chinese baby? Now that was interesting! I hope the parents donate it to a circus or something.
If you read “between the lines” in the above story…….
….it sounds like she’s about 25 years older than when they first got married…….and about 34 years older than when they met…….AND she’s had 4 kids…..
….it’s about time he traded her in for a younger one…..
Plus…..he probably has his green card now…….
“Hasta la vista, baby”
“Hasta La Vista Baby”.
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gosh…I hope I’m the first one to write that
but you know what….I bet you anything…”He will be back”
Pepper,
Thanks for turning the comments back on.
Now go get me a fucking sandwich.
Rokan…..anytime…NOW BOYZZZZ…I want you to play nice….including the unfunny asshole Tyler…….
Tyler…you have me LOL….keep up the good work……
tylerwouldnotapprove 05/09/2011 13:29
COMMENTS ARE OPEN!!!!!
Two in a row??
I’m surprised Disney doesn’t have a shoot on sight order for her much less let her into a premier dressed like she’s ready to show her vagina any second. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Despite that closeup looking like the “before” pictures in the ProActive commercials this little bitch is hot as hell. You heard it here first!
I hope not. Look at the size of them fingers. He’d turn her fuck funnel into a train tunnel.
All of these movies are basically 2 hour long trailers for the Avengers anyway. I hope it sucks and brings about the Nerdpocalypse.
tylerwouldnotapprove 05/09/2011 16:53
I agree with hate. She looks really good for someone I was pretty sure died a couple of years ago.
Pepper - So I take that as challenge denied?
Say something funny.
So thats it? You’re a no trick pony? Just a cunt and paste troll. Knew it.
Mr. Nutt 05/09/2011 17:33
You nailed him or it Tyler. Cigar time.
tylerwouldnotapprove 05/09/2011 17:35
Nutt - Yeah. I’m done.
Awesome post. That whole Statue of Liberty Red Skull thing was classic. Keep up the mediocre work.
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NOW…that’s pure GOLD
ROTFLMAO
i love the governator. he is a class act. maria shriver used to be a man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxn0Xfqkgw
http://www.gallery.fingolfn.net/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=778
too bad we can’t change avatars……
Observer,
I could have done without that.
Rokan…..
….I doubt that…….
Arnold is….
Little tortilla boy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9pAv-z2ens