Britney Spears parents think shes “mentally incapable”

By brendon May 13, 2011 @ 1:11 PM

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That headline isn’t nearly as bad as it sounds, by the way.

If you don’t remember, Sam Lufti is the piece of shit who was always around Britney Spears in 2007. It was her lowest point, after she shaved her head, and he came out of nowhere and took over her life. No one could get to her without going through him. He reportedly cut her phone lines, threw away her cell phones, disabled her cars and ground up pills to hide in her food. It was only after he lost a suit to take control of her finances that Britney was placed under psychiatric care, and shortly after that he was investigated by the LAPD for drugging Britney, possibly for months, before anyone was able to intervene.

Well now he’s suing Britneys mom for defamation, and he wants Britney to testify. You can probabaly guess how excited her parents are about that.

Billboard.com says…

Britney’s parents, though, are resisting, saying that Britney is mentally incapable of testifying. In a motion filed on Monday at Los Angeles Superior Court, Lutfi asked a judge to order a psychiatric evaluation of the singer to prove that’s not true.
Despite Spears’ comeback, she’s still under the conservatorship of her father and family lawyer. Both are hesitant to let the singer get too close with Lutfi, who was fired in 2008.

So this guy kept Britney secluded in a drugged up haze for months while robbing her, and now he wants her help to sue. And since the only money Britneys mom has is what Britney gives her, he’s essentially asking for her help to take more of her money. What a piece of shit. Someone should do something. Does anyone know how quicklime works? Will that really dissolve a body? Hypothetically speaking.
 
(image source = getty and splash news)

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(16) Comments

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    kreepmode 05/13/2011 13:19

    oh man, I was expecting to at least see that one umbrella shot.

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    i hate you 05/13/2011 13:22

    britney is mentally incapable of living and should be under the constant supervision of gilbert godfrey.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/13/2011 13:41

    Speaking of mentally unstable women. It’s the queen!

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    Mr. Nutt 05/13/2011 13:42

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    Mr. Nutt 05/13/2011 13:47

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    i hate you 05/13/2011 14:00

    i don’t want to work today. i was supposed to complete a proposal, but the client is leaving for a (3) country tour. now, i don’t really have anything to do and it isn’t snowing anymore.

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    Conrad! 05/13/2011 14:00

    Then there’s always the Wood Chipper, Hypothetically speaking. AKA Fargo.

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    SCUM 05/13/2011 14:01

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    Mr. Nutt 05/13/2011 14:12

    White cotton panties are better that stripes.

    An early Friday for Hate. Did you do the traditional Friday liquid lunch today?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/13/2011 14:34

    Tyler, will their be any auto-tune or choreography involved?

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    Mr. Nutt 05/13/2011 15:00

    Get ready to bend over and take it in the ass.

    http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/govt-and-politics/article_ec169697-a19e-525f-a532-81b3df229697.html

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    Heisenberg 05/13/2011 16:00

    Keeping Britney Spears secluded and in a drugged up haze for months was pretty much my wildest fantasy in the late 90s, now that I know it was completely possible and all I had to do was TRY…well… I just feel like a lazy jackass.

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    I’m sure a lot of guys share your regret. Present company included.

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    Spunk Lagoon 05/17/2011 08:34

    I’d fuck the crazy right out of her.

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