George Clooneys girlfriend is better in bikinis

By brendon May 18, 2011 @ 9:40 AM


George Clooneys girlfriend, Italian model Elisabetta Canalis, was in a bikini on a yacht in Cannes yesterday, and my favorite part was when she was crawling around on her hands and knees. Another sexy model did the same thing on Mel Gibsons yacht later in the day, but only because he had just punched her, so it wasn’t quite as hot.

(image source = splash news and bauer griffin)

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    Observer 05/18/2011 09:42

    If I was Arnold Schwarzeneggar(lover)……I’d impregnate that…….

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    Observer 05/18/2011 09:44

    If I was Dominique Strauss-Kahn……

    ….I’d force her to suck my dripping wet (from the shower) cock

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    Observer 05/18/2011 09:44

    If I was Rokan et. al………

    ….I’d worm her out……

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    Observer 05/18/2011 09:45

    If I was Observer…..

    ….I’d fuck her…..because…well……I like fucking………

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    Observer 05/18/2011 09:45

    If I was Pepper……..I’d copy and paste the snot out of her…..

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    AlSwerengen 05/18/2011 09:48

    If I had a time machine, I would use it to go back and talk hot chicks out of getting shitty tattoos.

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    Joust 05/18/2011 09:58

    I wonder if she can take that whole water bottle.

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    Mac-Daddy 05/18/2011 10:08

    she has a great ass!

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    rokan 05/18/2011 10:10


    Look at that neck.

    I’d love to Vandersloot the Hell out of her.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 10:11


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    Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 10:14

    My complements to George. He has enough sense to not get married and jump from hottie to hottie.

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    Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 10:15

    I think you could sell her bath water in bottles for $5 each.

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    rokan 05/18/2011 10:49


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    Jerkin Z. Gherkin 05/18/2011 20:46

    Thass eatin’ pussy right thurr!

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