Monday headlines, with X Factor and secret Avenger endings

By brendon May 09, 2011 @ 1:09 PM

PAULA ABDUL – has officially signed on to reunite with Simon Cowell and be the fourth judge on ‘the X Factor’, because what the hell else is she gonna do. (thr)

THORS END CREDITS – had the fourth clip building up to next summers ‘the Avengers’, (the first 3 from ‘Iron Man’, ‘Iron Man 2′ and ‘the Incredible Hulk’ are above and here) but what does it mean? For one it means I was trapped in the center of the row for the entire credits because the nerds on either side of me wouldn’t move. (ew)

L.A. REID – has reportedly been meaner than Simon Cowell during the early judging on ‘the X Factor’. I’m sure they’ll fix that in post though so all the singers on the show are good and no one get’s made fun of. Fox certainly doesn’t want a show like that. (thr)

THOR – won the weekend box office with a 66 million dollar debut ($242M worldwide), beating ‘Fast Five’ ($32.5M) and the debuts for ‘Jumping the Broom’ ($13.7M) and ‘Something Borrowed’ ($13.1M), which were set up to be an alternative so girls could emasculate their boyfriend. (deadline)

the Incredible Hulk

Iron Man 2

(10) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 05/09/2011 13:26

    If I was Thor,
    I’d hammer that Natalie Portman.

  2. avatar
    i hate you 05/09/2011 13:43

    i saw fast5 this wknd. WTF. it’s obviously kids rating these movies, but the NPR thing threw me for a loop saying that it was good.

    this movie was the worst.

  3. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 05/09/2011 13:44

    I’d hammer on that Jamie Alexander until she was Thor.
    Or ask Kat Dennings if she wanted to get Loki

  4. avatar
    SCUM 05/09/2011 14:47

    Good afternoon loosers.

  5. avatar
    i hate you 05/09/2011 14:50

    my pee pee hurts from excessive fornication.

  6. avatar
    THE O.G. HATER 05/09/2011 16:01

    L.A. Reid always seemed like an haggard old asshole to me, and trust me I know an haggard asshole when I see one.

  7. avatar
    THE O.G. HATER 05/09/2011 16:02

    If I was Thor I would go back in time and hammer Avril Levigne’s before picture. Natch.

  8. avatar
    Observer 05/09/2011 18:49

    The O.G. Hater……..

    ……I’m with you on that sentiment………

  9. avatar
    Observer 05/09/2011 18:58


    …….you are the god of fimblewinter…..

  10. avatar
    vbhgsht 05/17/2012 22:52

    Imean Shaheed was working last Sunday when federal agents rushed into the Patapsco Flea Market, announced over the loudspeaker that the bazaar was closed for business and shut down vendors selling Cheap Louis Vuitton Handbags and Tiffany & Co. jewelry.”It was like the movies,” the 20-year-old Shaheed said Saturday after the Cherry Hill flea market re-opened. Some booths were empty, but the parking lot was full and customers flocked to vendors such as Shaheed who were open for business via Louis Vuitton Outlet Store.

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