Jennifer Aniston might be topless in another movie

A trailer for ‘Horrible Bosses’ has arrived (embed copy here, 1080 copy here) and it’s hard not to be impressed by the awesome cast, including Kevin Spacey, Jason Bateman, a very funny Colin Farrell, and best of all Charlie Day, who is completely fucking awesome.

And that’s it. That’s everyone who is any good. Unfortunately Jennifer Aniston is in it too and getting all the attention because she acts kind of slutty, and reportedly even shot a topless scene. Which doesn’t mean we’re going to see her topless, mind you.

“Producers aren’t sure if they’ll use it. They filmed it two ways: In one, you see Jen’s face and boobs in the same shot. In another, the audience might think it’s a body double.”

Of course this would be the second time that’s happened, because she had a topless scene in ‘The Break Up’ that was cropped to essentially just show her face (uncropped nsfw screencap of that here).

So really who cares because her tits aren’t that great and she’s not sexy anyway. In the trailer she licks a popsicle and a hot dog and sort of blows a banana, but not really. Like, a quarter inch of it goes in her mouth. I could get more of my dick in her mouth even if she didn’t want me too, just by tackling her in the street.