The Cannes Film Festival isn’t simply about self promotion and pussy, it’s also about nurturing the creative spirit of film making and helping others.
I’m lying of course. It’s about self promotion and pussy. So that’s why, when Kanye West went to the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS charity event last night, he drove up like Blackman (black Batman) in a Mercedes McLaren SLR Stirling Moss. One of just 75 in the world, with a price tag of about $1.7 million. “Dat AIDS and zombies is sad an shit,” Kanye no doubt thought to himself as he drove up, “but the fuk Im’a do? Kanye aint no doctor. But Kanye got hisself big money, and Kanye a star, and Kanye gone shine, you can ba-lee dat.”