Kim’s engaged. See.

People magazine says it was a dream come true for Kim Kardashian when she walked into her bedroom on May 18. Not only was there a big black guy in there, but he gave her a diamond worth around 2 million dollars. All of her favorite things!!!

Her boyfriend of six months, New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries, was waiting in her bedroom on bended knee with four words written in red rose petals: “WILL YOU MARRY ME?”
“I didn’t expect this at all,” Kardashian (says) of the romantic, surprise proposal. “I was in such shock. I never thought it would happen at home, and I never thought now.”

But it did, and Kris gave her a 20.5 carat diamond ring, and then Kims mom brought out two mini-horses covered in glitter. Seriously. “It was hysterical,” Kim said. So it would seem Kim has finally found her ideal man. He’s black, he’s an athlete, but most importantly, his name starts with a K and has an asinine spelling.