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Lindsay Lohan began her “prison sentence” today

May 27, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Even before Lindsay Lohan was officially sentenced in her felony theft trial, she went and registered to begin her community service. It was a sure sign that she had changed and things would be different this time, as long as you ignore the fact that this is what she does every single time before a sentencing to trick the judge.

And once again a judge bought her bullshit and went easy on her. Then, instead of going back to actually start her community service, she went to Miami and hung out on the beach. And today she reported to begin her 120 day jail sentence.

After that, naturally, she went home. Because the end result of all of this, all the cocaine and DUI’s and kidnapping and carjacking and violating probation and lying to judges and police, is 14 days of house arrest. Then she’ll be released due to prison overcrowding, even though, to repeat, she’s not actually in prison.

Us magazine says…

Lindsay Lohan began serving her house arrest Thursday morning after turning herself in to authorities.
The 24-year-old actress arrived at Lynwood Jail at 5:02 a.m. to check in, where she was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet. She was then sent home to her townhouse in Venice, Calif.

This is so wildly offensive, I honestly don’t even want to think about it. The only way her house arrest will be satisfying is if it ends the same way Anne Franks did.

UPDATE: aww god dammit. ok so i screwed up some dates in the original post. its fixed now. people do realize its just me here, right? so when i screw things up there’s no one to tell me that until i publish and look like an asshole.

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