Lindsay Lohan is a scientologist now

It was weird when the producer of the John Gotti movie talked about how great Lindsay Lohan was and that he was really excited about hiring her, but then said it wasn’t gonna happen, right before it did.

Well the National Enquirer says that’s because even that shitty looking project knew enough to not trust her, but changed their minds when stars John Travolta and his wife Kelly Preston promised to look after her. Which in this case means brainwash her.

“Even though producers were hesitant to hire Lindsay because of her troubled past, Travolta assured them he’d take her under his wing.?
“He feels confident he’ll be able to keep her on the straight and narrow … now and forever.”
Lohan has apparantly agreed to attend a Church of Scientology induction course, with the source adding:
“John introduced Lindsay to one of the church’s top counsellors and – even though she’s been cast in a new role and won’t play the star’s daughter in the flick – she’s assured him she’ll still attend the series of induction classes that will make her a Scientologist.”

In hindsight it’s amazing that she’s not already a scientologist. That bitch is dumb as a rock, she’s the perfect victim for these people. Instead of scientology and Lindsay Lohan, picture a crouching cheetah and a limping gazelle. It’s pretty much the same thing.