Maria Menounos is perplexing


I often hear people talking about Maria Menounos and I can never understand why, and the pictures of her in a bikini this weekend in Miami aren't helping. This might as well be a gallery of drivers license photos. That's how sexy they are.

I know you're never gonna make it to the end so I'll just tell you that she actually wore two bikinis, neither of which helped the fact that her boobs are so floppy it look's like someone swung her around by them.

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