Osama bin Laden is dead

It’s hard to get excited about the typical stuff on this dumb little website when Osama bin Ladens dirty corpse has crabs picking at the holes in his face, because, if you haven’t heard, a Navy SEAL team, armed with a lingering grudge, orders to kill, and the God-like power of the American military, stormed a mansion in an affluent suburb outside Pakistan’s capital this morning and shot him and a few other no doubt deserving targets in the head. Then they dumped his body in the ocean, which reportedly has something to do with a quick Muslim funeral, but hopefully only after letting everyone on board piss on it.