Snooki is even sexier in a neck brace

By brendon May 31, 2011 @ 2:44 PM


As if Snooki wasn’t already hot enough, now she’s wearing a neck brace as a result of her car crash this weekend. But then it got uncomfortable and she took it off. Until they started filming again and she put it back on.

The Italians really have to think this is some kind of show about partially shaved, domesticated monkeys at this point. 

(image source = bauer griffin)


(22) Comments

  1. i hate you 05/31/2011 14:58

    i bet snooki is a virgin.

  2. Shitcock 05/31/2011 15:05

    I wish I got paid for being a fat, ugly, ignorant cunt.

  3. Mac-Daddy 05/31/2011 15:19

    interesting…Brendumb, are you on the West Coast? Is that why it takes you at least 3 later to post the exact same headline, story and pictures that are in The NY Daily News as of 6:00AM East Coast Time?

    Seriously….3 posts in a row!

  4. Conrad! 05/31/2011 15:27

    The natives now think all American are like these Ass Holes.

  5. Death to Finkle! 05/31/2011 15:36

    Kudos for matching the neck brace to the boots.

  6. i hate you 05/31/2011 15:37

    milan, maybe one of the fashion meccas of the world was likely very impressed by the outfit selection.

  7. MrAdams 05/31/2011 15:46

    Snooki should really consider shaving her legs.

  8. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2011 16:07

    Why can’t these assholes go bird hunting with Dick Cheney?

  9. i hate you 05/31/2011 16:25

    would you rather be eaten alive by weasels or eat snooki’s box for 30m straight?

  10. NothingBetter2Do 05/31/2011 16:26

    I love how she is so stupid she puts her glasses chain UNDER the neck brace. Ignorance hath no bounds…

  11. Gildorg 05/31/2011 17:01

    I hate you,

    It is not my fault, if you cannot handle your booze intake!

    I think I will take the Weasels…

  12. SCUM 05/31/2011 17:13

    She looks like something straight out off The Flintstones.

  13. i hate you 05/31/2011 17:23

    hey pepper. your philosophy on puppet masters is flawed, sorta like your life plan.

  14. Mr. Nutt 05/31/2011 17:24

    The world health organization are liars!

  15. uknowwhere2fuckme 05/31/2011 18:14

    HEY BOYS! Here I am!

  16. uknowwhere2fuckme 05/31/2011 18:17

    Line up boys. Time to pull a “train”…….NEXT!!! Hurry up, I am in charge around here you know! Stop posting so much and start plowing me from behind!

  17. Chuck Schick 05/31/2011 18:18

    Can we work out a trade or something: Snooki for Amanda Knox?

  18. i hate you 05/31/2011 21:14

    that would cost at least 40 snookis

  19. Jerkin Z. Gherkin 06/01/2011 07:03

    She makes me want to bury her in a shallow grave in a remote location.

  20. Dee 06/01/2011 10:26

    Starlet????? Seriously????? Puhleeeze……..(major eyeroll)

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