the first picture of Arnold Schwarzeneggers son, mistress

By brendon May 18, 2011 @ 10:48 AM


(UPDATE: now with new and better pics, and more here)

It was very noble of the LA Times when they refused to release the name of the woman Arnold Schwarzenegger had an affair and child with over a decade ago, or maybe they just knew tabloid sites like TMZ and Star would do it for them. But not even they are showing a picture of his son.

But I’m not here to help, so that’s him.

Her name is Mildred Patricia Baena, though she goes by the name Patty. She’s now 50, 13 years younger than Arnold, and she worked as a housekeeper for Arnold and Maria Shriver for 20 years. The son she had with Arnold is now 13. TMZ says…

We are not revealing the identity of the boy, however his features are eerily like Arnold’s (with) striking similarities, especially the mouth and teeth.

Which is maybe the nicest thing anyone could say about that headline picture.


(38) Comments

  1. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 11:00

    Spain and Austria are close no? Somebody call Maury Povich.

  2. MrAdams 05/18/2011 11:01

    Who gives a shit about Arnold’s sex life? Where are the tits??

  3. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 11:17

    ( . Y . )

    How’s that for tits?

  4. rokan 05/18/2011 11:20

    That kid looks exactly like my cousin Stevie.

  5. One Puppet To Rule Them All 05/18/2011 11:26

    im so fucking sick and tired of this story already. Now they are going to start digging for little details like ” the maid went with them to help take care of the family on 4 trips for florida” and bullshit like that. He fucked the maid, the maid got preggo and didn’t take the rusty coat hanger to it, and arnold helped provide for the kid financially and ensure they had a good home. who cares. I can think of many worse things that famous celebs have done.

  6. uknowwhere2findme 05/18/2011 11:29

    He has a nice chin for my nuts to rest upon

  7. i hate you 05/18/2011 11:30

    that kid looks to be on medicinal marijuana for his back pain.

  8. Mr. Nutt 05/18/2011 11:32

    The rusty coat hanger? Ever hear of a Wisconsin abortion?

  9. Observer 05/18/2011 11:33

    The boy look like he might make a good friend for Mikey The Retard…..

  10. Observer 05/18/2011 11:34

    The S P I C maid looks mighty “rough”…..

    …..maybe Schwarzenneggar is blinder the the Governor of New York…..??

  11. uknowwhere2findme 05/18/2011 11:36

    It’s a shema the picture was cut at the bottom …I bet she’s sporting a nice cameltoe

  12. uknowwhere2findme 05/18/2011 11:38

    H e looks like a spitter…..throw him back

  13. i hate you 05/18/2011 11:49

    we could all use a good friend obs. joust is my bestie. he is really there for me when i need him.

  14. StaggerLee 05/18/2011 11:49

    So waitaminute, Schwazenegger had a kid with Rosie Perez?

  15. Observer 05/18/2011 11:50

    Mr. Nutt…..

    …fucking hilarious……

  16. Observer 05/18/2011 11:53

    I would welcome Beppo’s opinion about his Anschluss’ buddy’s affinity for thick gypsy looking women……..

  17. Tuco The Ugly 05/18/2011 11:57

    eye has no eyedea juat jew gringos har talking about. She look very very gud to Tuco.
    El muchacho is mucho better, NO?

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