Thursday headlines, with the voluptuous Gwyneth Paltrow

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TOM SIZEMORE - has been questioned by the LAPD about the disappearance of a 25-year-old girl named Megan Wren. Police think Sizemore might know something because he was friends with the girl, perhaps her boyfriend, and also because he's genuinely crazy. Really, they should question him anytime anyone goes missing, whether he knew them or not. (e!, lapd missing persons blog)

CHELSEA HANDLER - made a seemingly harmless joke about Kirstie Alley being fat, and that's apparently mean, despite the fact that Kirstie Alley is really fat. Are we all supposed to pretend like she isn't? Screw that, she's a monster. If she died today I wouldn't know whether to call the coroner or a taxidermist. (popeater)

X-MEN FIRST CLASS - has their first movie clip up, with Charles Xavier and Mystique in a meeting at the CIA. Then some X-Menning goes on, and then Charles asks, "How's that for a magic trick?" And the answer is, "Not very good", because we saw how the girl did it. (yahoo)

GWYNETH PALTROW - decided her chest plate was sexy and showed it off last night in London at the National Movie Awards. If she were as pale as she normally is she'd look like a racquetball wall in a dress. (getty)

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