05.11.2011 Will Smiths enormous trailer is pissing people off

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Will Smith is in New York City these days filming ‘Men In Black 3′, and some local crybabies are upset because his trailer is two stories high, 53 feet long, 1,150 total square feet, has 22 wheels, weighs 30 tons and includes a full-service kitchen with arched windows and Italian cherrywood cabinetry, marble floors throughout, a movie theater with a 100-inch screen, an upstairs lounge with full bar, offices for up to 30 of his assistants and writing staff, a room dedicated to doing his makeup, a large bedroom, and an all-granite bathroom. Apparently they don’t like the smell of gas and a wall between them and their customers. Oh boo-hoo.

The New York Post says…

“This thing is like a duplex,” said Myrna Reisman, who lives next to where the trailer was parked. “How would Will Smith feel if I parked that thing out in front of his house? People forget this is a residential neighborhood, not a film lot.”
Other locals who live nearby say Smith should think a bit beyond his superstar needs.
“The smell that comes along with it is disgusting. It’s like living in a gas station. I really like Will Smith, but I would be embarrassed if that was my trailer. A little modesty goes a long way.”

It’s also limiting access to several local businesses because customers can’t get to them, but what is Will Smith supposed to do? Walk on non-marble floors, like some homeless person? It’s not like he can just go back to the luxury apartment he’s renting, because that’s almost a mile away. It might as well be on the moon.

(image source = j.b. nicholas, splash news and wenn)


(35) Comments

  1. uknowwhere2findme 05/11/2011 12:42

    Never have….never will see any of this Nagger’s movies…..

  2. Gildorg 05/11/2011 12:43

    Morning All!

    One Shot coming up, Mr. Nutt!

    Rok,

    32000 Lira (which is no longer really used as it was replaced by the Euro in 99) is roughly $23.73… Which considering what she offering; seems like a fair price!

    Cheers!

  3. rokan 05/11/2011 12:45

    He’s a Negroe, but he’s funny, so that makes it ok.

  4. rokan 05/11/2011 12:46

    23 dollars? Really?

    Pepper, how much does that toothless old wino who rides your train charge?

  5. uknowwhere2findme 05/11/2011 12:48

    Which toothless wino?
    My mom or my nana?

  6. Mac-Daddy 05/11/2011 12:50

    Maybe if you can afford a TV, you might see some of the movies “unknowwhere2findaTV”

    I look forward to seeing this movie.

    Also, fuck these people bitching about his trailer. I just recently purchased the Winnebago Tour camper, and I love it! I’d not give a rats ass if someone was pissed it blocked their view for a few days!

  7. Observer 05/11/2011 12:57

    Pepper…..

    …here is a good movie you can watch without a TV…..

    http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1305112199009.gif

  8. rokan 05/11/2011 12:58

    Pepper,

    Its on TBS all the time. That’s channel 6 here. Maybe you can watch it through your neighbors window this summer.

  9. rokan 05/11/2011 13:05

    Observer,

    I can’t see anything. Can you describe it to me?

  10. Observer 05/11/2011 13:22

    Rokan……

    …when was the last time you ate a peach….??

    http://images.4chan.org/gif/src/1305124481306.gif

  11. i hate you 05/11/2011 13:28

    that guy is scientologist trailer trash and his kid is no ralph machiato

  12. i hate you 05/11/2011 13:37

    doesn’t brenda want to fuck josh brolin?

  13. Mr. Nutt 05/11/2011 13:39

    Obs, that 4chan link never works.

    I have been kicking around the idea of making a winnebago my permanent residence. Move whenever and no taxes. Most importantly it will have more room than the van I live in now.

  14. Observer 05/11/2011 13:45

    Damn those bastards…..!!!

    Sorry Mr. Nutt……..

  15. Mr. Nutt 05/11/2011 13:45

    Someone forgot to jiggle the handle on the toilet again.

    http://earthobservatory.nasa.gov/IOTD/view.php?id=50549

  16. Mr. Nutt 05/11/2011 13:53

    No need to apologize Obs, just letting you know your message isn’t getting through.

  17. Mr. Nutt 05/11/2011 13:58

    I need to see this from the back.

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81499162/

  18. i hate you 05/11/2011 14:02

    nutt lives in a VAN down by the RIVER?! nice bikini. she looks like she has no girl parts.

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4183/saturday-night-live-down-by-the-river

  19. SomeoneluvsU 05/11/2011 14:07

    I heard Mandingo was trying to get Will Smiff to be in his newest gay porn sequel

    Blacks in Men 3

  20. SomeoneluvsU 05/11/2011 14:09

    And Fuck all you crybaby neighbors.
    Will needs a trailer that big just to fit his ears.

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