THE DARK KNIGHT RISES - has a teaser trailer running before ‘The Green Lantern’, and of course it’s already been iphoned and put online. I’m not really sure what the point to this was. I’m not gonna go buy tickets now, if that’s what they’re hinting at. (youtube)
CHRIS BROWN AND JUSTIN BIEBER - have a video for their faggity spelled song ‘Next 2 You’, about, “Brown being torn apart from his lady.” No doubt by the police. (celebuzz)
THE GREEN LANTERN - is getting just 24 percent on rotten tomatoes so far, but good word of mouth has it on pace for a terrific $55 million weekend anyway. So all those idiotic reviews with cutesy “too bad the ring couldn’t make any decent acting appear” type references were for nothing? How stunning. (deadline)
BAR REFAELI - tweeted that she broke her arm today, but didn’t say how. And neither will I. I don’t mean to lawyer up but sex in the shower was her idea, not mine. What am I, a gymnast. (twitter)
“The Dark Night Rises” Is that a black man getting hard or MLK coming back from the dead?
Here you go perverts http://egotastic.com/2011/06/thank-god-its-funbags-tgif-rosie-jones-unclothed-and-upfront-video/#more-239171
Yeahhhh…that’s a fake trailer, bro.
Nice work Scum, nice work.
That Chris Brown line was fucking funny……