Advertisement

Jennifer Aniston is a home wrecking whore

jennifer-aniston-justin-theroux

Jennifer Aniston has talked non stop for 6 years to make sure everyone knows how awful it was when the mean and wicked Angelina Jolie took out her claws to seduce and steal Brad Pitt. Very obviously Jennifer would never do anything like that.

Jennifer Aniston's romance with Justin Theroux has ended his 14-year relationship with his live-in girlfriend Heidi Bivens -- who moved out of their home last weekend, Page Six has learned.

Oh.

Wait, so the guy Aniston has been publicly dating since mid-May, the one she went to the MTV Movie Awards with, was living with his girlfriend the entire time? Maybe they were already broken up but she just hadn't moved yet.

Bivens "is devastated" after Theroux abruptly ended their relationship as he got close to Aniston. "Heidi and Justin have been together for 14 years. They met when she was 20 years old and he 24, and yes, she just moved out of their home last weekend."

Yeah but this is different because Angelina and Brad met on the set of 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith'.

Aniston and Theroux met on the set of "Wanderlust" last fall, but in recent weeks they have become inseparable.

No, but, wait, Jennifer told Vogue the thing that hurt was that Angelina stole Brad. She knew he wasn't single but she flirted with him anyway. By stark contrast, look at how Aniston acted toward Theroux when they made their movie together.

...the tight twosome (have) already settled into a form of domestic bliss on set! "Jen would take care of me a little bit," Justin said. "When I would feel low, she had all these Chinese herbal medicines she'd give me. If I caught a cold, she'd make blueberry smoothies with antioxidants. She was a fantastic blender chef."

Oh, gosh. So I guess it turns out that Jennifer Aniston is just a cunt. Gee what a surprise.

Tagged in: angelina jolie, brad pitt, jennifer aniston, justin theroux

Advertisement

Comments