Kim Kardashian is not pregnant

By brendon June 01, 2011 @ 1:44 PM

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The new issue of life and style says that Kim Kardashian wants to get married in the next two months, and now OK maybe knows the reason why; because the godless whore has been laying down with a man and having intercourse. And now she’s pregnant!

Except she’s not! And OK knows she’s not. But that would make a boring cover, so instead they came up with a calculated way to deceive people, as Kim explained on her website earlier today.

“Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!”

Oh good. Thanks OK. This is a much better way to write a magazine. It’s more fun when I have to analyze every sentence and crack the code to discover the truth. It’s like I’m Indiana Jones.

wwtdd

(7) Comments

  1. avatar
    SCUM 06/01/2011 13:48

    She took a big black shit and mistook it for a baby.

  2. avatar
    i hate you 06/01/2011 14:08

    she loves cock, so it only makes sense that she would be pregnant.

  3. avatar
    Shitcock 06/01/2011 14:38

    You can’t get pregnant from taking a fat one in the shitter, so I’m presumably not the father if she is, indeed, pregnant.

    That, and the fact that she wouldn’t go anywhere near me, let alone have me cram it up her gaping sputterhole.

  4. avatar
    i hate you 06/01/2011 14:50

    dr. poop:

    is a gaping sputterhole a clinical diagnosis seen often?

    sputtering and stuttering

  5. avatar
    mikey the retard 06/01/2011 14:57

    new boobie up

  6. avatar
    Observer 06/01/2011 17:40

    Scum…..@13:48……

    ….don’t disparage poor little Kim,……that is a common error……especially in her family….

  7. avatar
    mercury 06/02/2011 09:54

    Whatever.

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