Kim Kardashian is not pregnant

June 1, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The new issue of life and style says that Kim Kardashian wants to get married in the next two months, and now OK maybe knows the reason why; because the godless whore has been laying down with a man and having intercourse. And now she’s pregnant!

Except she’s not! And OK knows she’s not. But that would make a boring cover, so instead they came up with a calculated way to deceive people, as Kim explained on her website earlier today.

“Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant!”

Oh good. Thanks OK. This is a much better way to write a magazine. It’s more fun when I have to analyze every sentence and crack the code to discover the truth. It’s like I’m Indiana Jones.

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