Kim Kardashian is not pregnant


The new issue of life and style says that Kim Kardashian wants to get married in the next two months, and now OK maybe knows the reason why; because the godless whore has been laying down with a man and having intercourse. And now she's pregnant!

Except she's not! And OK knows she's not. But that would make a boring cover, so instead they came up with a calculated way to deceive people, as Kim explained on her website earlier today.

"Magazines can be so tricky with their wording! The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I'm not pregnant!"

Oh good. Thanks OK. This is a much better way to write a magazine. It's more fun when I have to analyze every sentence and crack the code to discover the truth. It's like I'm Indiana Jones.

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