Natalie Portman gave birth

June 15, 2011 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Wait, was she pregnant? Because you could barely even tell.

The actress and fiancé Benjamin Millepied have welcomed a son, PEOPLE has exclusively learned.
Portman, 30, met choreographer Millepied on the set of Black Swan, for which she later won an Oscar for Best Actress.

And that’s basically the entire article. As you can tell, details are scarce right now. But, whatever, I’m just glad this is over. Pregnant women are so fucking gross. Remember back in Victorian times when some girl would get pregnant out of wedlock and her family would send her away for 8 months to have the baby and then she’d just come back like that shit never happened? We should start doing that again. What was wrong with that?

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