Nicole Eggert was the quintessential summer blond when she starred on ‘Baywatch’, the personification of the girls people imagined when they thought of the beaches in Southern California. Now she’s closer to what people imagine when they picture the beaches in Japan, stomping up to destroy Tokyo and going “RARR, RARR!!”
Granted she’s pregnant in these pictures, in fact they were taken at her baby shower, so for her sake that baby better weigh 180 pounds or be a bear.
(image source = pacific coast)
Fist!
PROTIP: You bitches don’t need to eat EVERYTHING in sight just because you are fucking pregnant.
holy fucking shit. this is why women must live under strict regulatory standards of diet and exercise regimine. at least film is forever…….i love the music in the background.
http://youtu.be/aa6ehkj8atM
Imagine how big her twat is!
I think I’m in love.
i would still fuck her retarded. She has to be more responsive than that turtle.
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She looks pregnant. It sure as hell isn’t mine.
I wore two rubbers and only fucked her in the ass.
Holy mother shit, what the hell ate her?
Looks like she’s been stocking up on Nolan Ryan’s jalapeno sausage.
something like this is just plain impossible to rebound from. like that time pepper brought the asian trannie hooker to the bunker and mikey caught them in what was assumed to be coitus, but in fact was not.
I totally wanted to pound that ass back in her Charles in Charge days…
http://www.bertrandom.com/khpics/ne102small.jpg
Where’s my goddam time machine when I need it?
At first glance I thought it was like one of those “Biggest Loser” before and after pictures. I was like, “Funny, the pictures should go the other way…”
And then it dawned on me, like a bacon sunrise…
I bet her clam still smells like Willie Ames and David hasselhof’s man jam.
i bet her clam smells like a teenage boy’s gym socks.
I paid $32.67 for a XBOX 360 and my mom got a 17 inch Toshiba laptop for $94.83 being delivered to our house tomorrow by FedEX. I will never again pay expensive retail prices at stores. I even sold a 46 inch HDTV to my boss for $650 and it only cost me $52.78 to get. Here is the website we using to get all this stuff, CentBuzz.com
Eggerts ‘n’ Bacon, amiright?
I would totally let her shit on my chest!!!!
I fucked her in ’92! (True story!)
Yikes!
Who’s the father? …
Andre the Giant?
(and yes, I know he’s dead)
mac-daddy, it looks like your sperm may have been what ruined her.