Samuel L. Jackson says its motherfuckin bedtime

By brendon June 15, 2011 @ 3:13 PM

‘Go The Fuck To Sleep’ is a bedtime story for children as told by someone who’s had it with this bullshit, and now it’s an audio book read by Samuel L. Jackson. So if you know what’s good for you, you little bastards will wash away your cares and drift away to dreamland, this instant, before you get a foot up your ass.

(17) Comments

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    Mr. Nutt 06/15/2011 15:22

    It’s a little long for me. Usually after two or three attempts I get the cough syrup out and start counting.

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    Mr. Nutt 06/15/2011 15:23

    Oh, and FIST!

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/15/2011 15:23

    Yo…What’s up my neeegrowwww?

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/15/2011 15:24

    Shit My Nutts…I’d be Fisting yo mama all night, neeeegrooow!

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/15/2011 15:26

    I believe I fell to sleep after 23 seconds of listening to that crap…

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/15/2011 15:27

    I said good day sir…..GOOD DAY!

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    rokan 06/15/2011 15:30


    Where is my shoehorn?

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    uknowwhere2findme 06/15/2011 15:31

    My Nutts, you heard the man….you can’t play with his shoehorn anymore……you best bend over and take it out from your ass…

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    rokan 06/15/2011 15:34

    Does this look swollen to you?

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    SCUM 06/15/2011 15:40

    When are we going to get a Ginger Lee story?

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    Mr. Nutt 06/15/2011 16:00

    Pepper! I haven’t been insulted like that since the last time you insulted me. I forgot how good it feels!

    So you were fisting my mom? I didn’t think a fist could fit into an urn?

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    rokan 06/15/2011 16:08

    Who’s Ginger Lee?

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    i hate you 06/15/2011 16:15

    new up pepper puffers.

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    Observer 06/15/2011 16:53

    ….I love this book…….

    ….it’s so true……

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    Observer 06/15/2011 17:00

    The “Talking Heads” guy seems to have liked it……..

    ….”A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud–hilarious!”
    –David Byrne, musician, father of one

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    indesignkat 06/15/2011 20:29

    wow.. this just replaced Les Miserables as the finest novel ever written.

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    AlexDeLasCasas 06/16/2011 23:49

    It’s a book for grown-ups written in the style of children’s book. FTFY

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