‘Go The Fuck To Sleep’ is a bedtime story for children as told by someone who’s had it with this bullshit, and now it’s an audio book read by Samuel L. Jackson. So if you know what’s good for you, you little bastards will wash away your cares and drift away to dreamland, this instant, before you get a foot up your ass.
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It’s a little long for me. Usually after two or three attempts I get the cough syrup out and start counting.
Oh, and FIST!
Yo…What’s up my neeegrowwww?
Shit My Nutts…I’d be Fisting yo mama all night, neeeegrooow!
I believe I fell to sleep after 23 seconds of listening to that crap…
I said good day sir…..GOOD DAY!
Pepper,
Where is my shoehorn?
My Nutts, you heard the man….you can’t play with his shoehorn anymore……you best bend over and take it out from your ass…
Pepper,
Does this look swollen to you?
When are we going to get a Ginger Lee story?
Pepper! I haven’t been insulted like that since the last time you insulted me. I forgot how good it feels!
So you were fisting my mom? I didn’t think a fist could fit into an urn?
Who’s Ginger Lee?
new up pepper puffers.
….I love this book…….
….it’s so true……
The “Talking Heads” guy seems to have liked it……..
….”A children’s book for grown-ups! I really did laugh out loud–hilarious!”
–David Byrne, musician, father of one
wow.. this just replaced Les Miserables as the finest novel ever written.
It’s a book for grown-ups written in the style of children’s book. FTFY