statistically speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks

By brendon June 08, 2011 @ 3:48 PM

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The good news for Jennifer Love Hewitt is that she isn’t the worst, most unpopular actress to ever live. The bad news is she’s the worst, most unpopular actress since 1985.

According to Slate.com, who used their access to movie review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, Love Hewitt is the worst-reviewed actress since 1985, the cutoff date they established as a modern era for reviews unaffected by nostalgia and the easier critics of the past.
Hewitt has the rare distinction of never having made a single “fresh” (above 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes) film. Her average score of 18.9 owes to such duds as “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit” (7 percent), “I Know What You Did Last Summer” (35 percent), “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (7 percent), and both “Garfield” movies (15 percent and 11 percent, respectively).

It’s too bad they don’t factor in and compare actresses as competitive eaters, like in those hot dog eating contests they have on the 4th of July. If they had a chart like that, Jennifer would be all set.

(image source of Hewitt yesterday in West Hollywood = pcn)

wwtdd

(9) Comments

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    SCUM 06/08/2011 15:52

    “statistically speaking, Jennifer Love Hewitt really sucks” But does she swallow?

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    MrAdams 06/08/2011 16:00

    She must swallow. A lot.

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    rokan 06/08/2011 16:07

    I imagine she takes a pretty healthy shit every morning.

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    westmanazzhat 06/08/2011 16:29

    I’d hit it

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    mercury 06/08/2011 23:41

    Thet have nothing better to do?

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    Motorboat Jones 06/09/2011 02:01

    Completive? Does that mean, she “completely” sucks?

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    deathofirony 06/09/2011 07:54

    How could you not like “I Know What You Did Last Summer”? It wasn’t great art but a solid slasher film…

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    onepingonly 06/09/2011 10:59

    Heartbreakers wasn’t bad and she looked hot in then too!

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    Observer 06/09/2011 13:28

    I hope she shows those delicious tits off before she hits 55 years old….

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