‘Gossip Girl’ star Taylor Momsen, who is 17 by the way, certainly was a busy little bee this weekend. First she performed at the Heineken Festival in Venice on Friday, then at a club in Amsterdam on Saturday, then at the Download Festival in England yesterday. None of which I would care about except she did it in nipple tape and then a flimsy dress and then nipple tape again. People criticize sluts but by golly, when they want attention they get results.
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I don’t care if she can sing. I don’t even care that she is only seventeen. I still want to shoot a wad or two on her belly.
But can she play the skin flute?
Yep, she needs a good hard dickin’. Yessiree.
I hear she rocks on the organ.
Where would one find nipple tape?
I get mine at Home Depot. They have a whole section in their DIY department.
It’s not for me, it’s for a friend of mine. Thanks.
Adams, if you are going to sow seeds sow them all over!
I get my nipple tape at the drugstore; it’s in aisle 3 next to the cuntwash.
Fuck,
I have to get on a conference call and I need a re-wipe.
Do you think its too risky to try to wipe my ass with some Subway napkins at my desk?
Rokan……@10:50…..
…Home Depot has a DIY department….?
What does that stand for ? Dick In You….?
Justin Beiber’s balls! Comments are back, Fuck Yeah!
The problem with wiping at your desk is what do you do with the napkin after you wipe.
Observer,
That’s gross.
Why would you say that to me?
Good point, Nutt,
I am going to put my phone on mute and make a run for it.
When I look at Taylor I get an overwhelming feeling that having sex her would be a very dangerous thing. On the same level of sticking your finger in a grizzly bear’s asshole or taking a turkey leg away from Kirstie Alley.
I picture coming away from a sexual encounter with that little slut bleeding, bruised and maybe even a couple of broken bones.
Ok, I’m back.
That was a good trip.
i even got to make a tinkle.
Rokan, was it a fun night?
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Nutt,
I tongue-punched her fart-box.
Is there anything better than nookie with a wookiee?
Apparently not.
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