06.14.2011 Tracy Morgan loves everything gay now

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(and yes that was the gayest looking picture of Tracy I could find)

I bet that black guy who got fired from ‘Greys Anatomy’ because someone thought he might have said “faggot” is going out of his mind right now, because Tracy Morgan said he’d stab his own son to death if he was gay, and yet yesterday he began to do interviews and meet with gay and lesbian groups to find ways to make amends and put this behind him.

First was an interview with Russell Simmons, where Tracy apologized in no uncertain terms, and acknowledged that what he said was “indefensible”

“I guess the reason I am successful is because I am so unfiltered. And sometimes as a result I say really stupid shit. The truth is if I had a gay son, I would love him just as much as if he was straight … I might have to try to love even more because I know of the difficulty that he would have in society.”

“Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. I don’t care if you love the same sex as long as you have the ability to love someone … I am deeply sorry for the comments I made.
What I am most sad about is the comments I made about kids and bullying.  I would never want any young person to think that I wasn’t on their side and if any young person thinks they can bully a young gay kid, come see me at 30 Rock.  On the corner, I would be happy to meet you.  Or Brooklyn if you can’t make it into Manhattan.”

Or in Tennessee, because that’s where Tracy will be next week, to film a PSA with GLAAD and to help them protest the states recent ban on the discussion of homosexuality in public schools before the ninth grade.

In other words, GLAAD is using him to gain exposure for their causes which the vast majority never would have heard about otherwise, and Tracy has to play along whether he wants to or not. What is so bad about waiting until the 9th grade to talk about homosexuality? I think gay people should be equal in every way, have all the same rights and liberties, mostly because I don’t give a fuck and I got a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, but that seems fairly reasonable. Or here’s a better idea: how about everybody put their pants back on and we talk about some math. Should we really have a room of 8 year old boys sitting in a circle on the floor while a grown man tells them how great cock is? Yeah, good thinking GLAAD. That’ll help change your image.


(24) Comments

  1. Observer 06/14/2011 11:07

    I’ve always believed that the wrestling coach should teach the boys about homo-sexuality and the women’s softball coach should teach the girls about the joys of Sapphic experiences………

    …..the spooks should be teaching how to lift that barge and tote that bale……

  2. Observer 06/14/2011 11:11

    Rokan…….

    …I thought you told me that summer camp counselors (Pepper) should be teaching about “sexuality”………

    ….also…..where did you put my birdhouse project….?

  3. Observer 06/14/2011 11:18

    ….and another point…..”gay” people (queers and dykes) are ALREADY fully equal…….and have always been equal……..

    …all homos dykes can ALREADY marry any chick or guy they can talk into it………..just like me……

    …oh wait !!…………..they can’t marry who they WANT to?……..let’s talk to Selena Gomez about my last wedding proposal……..

    Gays ARE equal…..they just want extras……..

  4. Mr. Nutt 06/14/2011 11:25

    Rokan, I am glad you liked that last link. It took me a while but I found the other one I wanted you to see. The pay off is at the end.

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155668/bono-is-crap#searchterm=randy%20takes%20a%20crap

    I liked how he spun as he went up. Very very funny!

  5. Jowst 06/14/2011 11:26

    “Of all the sicknesses, there is probably none more abusive than homophobia. My heart is committed to giving everyone the same rights that I deserve for myself. I don’t care if you love the same sex as long as you have the ability to love someone … I am deeply sorry for the comments I made”

    Really? Tracy Morgan wrote that? I’d be surprised if he could even read that.

  6. MrAdams 06/14/2011 11:27

    What’s with the photo spread of Koko the gorilla?

  7. rokan 06/14/2011 11:31

    Observer,

    “Should we really have a room of 8 year old boys sitting in a circle on the floor while a grown man tells them how great cock is?”

    You are right on the mark. I close my eyes and its Scout-camp all over again.

    Here’s a little hint, when you sign up for “knot-tying” class and its held at 10:00pm in the counselor’s cabin, things are about to go bad.

  8. Mr. Nutt 06/14/2011 11:34

    Could someone for once just say I don’t like you or your values and I don’t care if you like it or not. Just be happy I don’t want to shove you in an oven. It’s called tolerance and you are pushing mine to the limit right now.

    1, 2. patience, sufferance, forbearance; liberality, impartiality, open-mindedness. T olerance , toleration agree in allowing the right of something that one does not approve. T olerance suggests a liberal spirit toward the views and actions of others: tolerance toward religious minorities. T oleration implies the allowance or sufferance of conduct with which one is not in accord: toleration of graft.

  9. Observer 06/14/2011 11:36

    …but Rokan……it’s O.K………

    …he explained it was “ballon-knots” that would be tied…….

    …or did he say “tried”…..?

  10. Observer 06/14/2011 11:40

    Jowst……@11:26

    ….that was pretty funny……

  11. Mr. Nutt 06/14/2011 11:41

    I love the bullying these people do to make you do what they want when it’s the exact same bullying that they are fighting against.

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104220/museum-of-tolerance#searchterm=museum%20of%20tolerance

  12. SomeoneluvsU 06/14/2011 11:43

    “if any young person thinks they can bully a young gay kid, come see me at 30 Rock. On the corner…”

    So Tracy’s idea of tolerance is to bully a bully?

    I hope he doesn’t get this mad when he finds out his kid is black.

  13. Admiral 06/14/2011 11:44

    You know those cool gays in movies, like Scott Pilgrim’s roommate, that are decidedly rooted in reality? Well I’ve never met one. All the gays I’ve known have been deeply troubled dipshit jerks that just want to talk about gossip, sex, and wink at me while looking me up and down. I’m not saying I don’t like gays, I’m saying I’ve simply never met one that deserves my respect. Like Muslims.

  14. rokan 06/14/2011 11:51

    Observer,

    Basically he said if I hadn’t wanted it, I would have worn two pairs of underwear, then I would have at least, “bought myself some time.”

  15. Dr Poop 06/14/2011 12:18

    A recent study by the New England Journal of medicine showed that the leading cause of homosexuality in men was having another man’s cock inserted in ones rectum.

  16. Long_Duk_Dong 06/14/2011 12:20

    Suck a fat one Obs and Rokan…….
    What’s up my ninja’s?

  17. Mr. Nutt 06/14/2011 12:21

    Is this a bad time to say HAPPY FLAG DAY!?

  18. rokan 06/14/2011 12:31

    Welcome back, Dong.

    Its gay Negro day here at Turden.

    Glad you could join in.

  19. Long_Duk_Dong 06/14/2011 12:41

    Good to see you’re still leading the fight for the cause Rok!

  20. Observer 06/14/2011 12:42

    Long_Duk_Dong…..!!!!

    …as I live and breathe…!

    ..How the fuck are ya……and where have you been…?

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