No doubt fueled by it’s juvenile cheap shots at Megan Fox (like Shia telling his parents he “moved on to something better” or one of the robots saying his last girlfriend was “mean”), ‘Transformers 3’ had the biggest opening day of 2011 and is doing incredibly well by any definition.
Unless you compare it to the opening day for ‘Transformers 2’, the one with Megan Fox, in which case it’s an embarrassing failure.
E! cites this list of the all time opening days on Box Office Mojo and says…
In its first full day in theaters, Transformers: Dark of the Moon grossed an estimated $37.3 million, good for sixth place on the list of all-time Wednesday openers.
But as you’ll notice, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is in second place, with a far bigger, far fatter $62 million debut.
And that’s despite the fact that 60 percent of ticket sales were for 3D, where average ticket prices are $10.85 and $14.85 for IMAX, as compared to the $7.50 they paid to see the second one.
It’s also despite the fact that ‘Dark of the Moon’ is actually pretty good. I’m as amazed as anyone but I liked it. The good news is they can still match the weekend total for ‘Revenge of the Fallen’, as long as they consider a weekend to be 17 days long.
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Goddamn don’t let Hangover 2 be the highest grossing movie of the Summer
Normally i don’t like my girls with the entire Constitution tattooed on them,
But Fox is sexy as fuck, so I think I could overlook it…
It looks like she needs to do some trimming “down south”. Sorta freaky in a 70′s porn kind of way.
What’s crawling out of her pants?
hav you guys eber bopped your baloney?
My pants are down 40% because I am about to make a number 2.
That is a tattoo at the top of her bottoms that reads; please turn over and fuck hard.
She will regret that tattoo after the C-section. It will read like a Mad magazine fold in.
I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to smell where she pissed last night.
iSlomoshun 06/30/2011 18:02
I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to smell where she pissed last night.
This is the problem with guys these days. Girls know this and use it against us. The more I treat them like shit, the harder it is to get rid of them when they bore me.
Calm down Nutt..it was clearly a joke
Calm down iSomoshun, I was clearly serious. Your dick through broken glass makes me squirm more than it makes me laugh. I would drag her through broken glass and then throw salt water on her while I fuck her in the ass. Now that’s funny!
What we need is a movie where Micheal Bay transforms into a good director.
Do you know what else is funny? Little people!
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/359478/say-uncle#searchterm=midget
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104295/dr-nelson-the-midget#searchterm=midget
I’d drag my dick through a mile of rusty razor blades just to smell where she pissed last night.
Transformers? It’s a robot that turns into a building. What’s fun about that? I don’t get it.
Isn’t the place where Megan Fox pissed last night the same place
That Brian Austin Green pissed this morning?
Just sayin.
….granted, they both did it sitting down
(Setiing down for the Kansastonians out there.)
twenty-FIRST!
How’s the job going, Mr. Nutt?
Just got home a little bit ago… These Closing Shifts suck ass!
Well, got a little time before I gotta pass out and do it all over again!
This first shot is for all of you Durdens out there!
Cheers!