Usher wants Pippa Middleton to model lingerie

By brendon June 24, 2011 @ 1:34 PM


Pippa Middleton became world famous when she and her ass upstaged her sisters wedding to Prince William, and now Usher, who has a line of lingerie coming out this summer for some reason, tells Look magazine that he wants Pippa to take most of her clothes off so he can take pictures of her. As if that was some original idea no one else had thought of.

“I don’t think there’s a more beautiful, more stunning, more talked-about woman in the world at the moment.”
“I’m going to be approaching her in the next few weeks and setting up a meeting this summer.”
“The great thing about her is that she would be a global brand. Everybody knows her now, she would be perfect. I am sure everybody is trying to sign her up and she won’t be cheap, but she has the looks and the popularity to really establish a new product.”

And I bet he’s saying that without even having seen these pictures of her in a bikini. And then taking off her bikini top and kind of showing some side boob.

Just for the record, everything that happened between me and these pictures was completely consensual.

(11) Comments

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    Shitcock 06/24/2011 13:41


    So yeah, I’d ravage that ass.

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    Death to Finkle! 06/24/2011 13:49

    Want to touch the hiney.

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    Sono 06/24/2011 14:04

    Slightly above average at best and only b/c there was some side boob

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    SCUM 06/24/2011 14:30

    I wont this for my birthday

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    SCUM 06/24/2011 14:31


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    SCUM 06/24/2011 14:37

    Nips are nice

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    Observer 06/24/2011 15:50

    I’d watch her take a pippa…..

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    aaron7 06/24/2011 16:58

    but… she’s ugly. who the fuck cares?

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    Mary1664 06/25/2011 07:11

    She looks great. I think everyone’s eyes were on Pippa Middleton at the royal wedding.

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