Kate Upton is an entrepreneur

By brendon July 18, 2011 @ 10:05 AM


Big-titted teen modeling sensation Kate Upton (who has appeared in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition and is a Victorias Secret Angel yet only turned 19 on June 10th) was in Miami this weekend for the “swim” portion of Mercedes Benz fashion week, specifically to promote her new line of bikinis with Beach Bunny, including her take on their “bridal bikini” line. Because apparently there’s a huge market of women who say, “I’d really love to get married under the sea, but what am I supposed to wear?”

(image source = getty)

(37) Comments

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    MrAdams 07/18/2011 10:11

    I lust Kate Upton. I didn’t think this site put up pics of women anymore.

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    Shitcock 07/18/2011 10:17

    I would kill my own children if it meant I could probe her rectum with my tongue for a few minutes.

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    rokan 07/18/2011 10:25

    Is she wearing an adult diaper?

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    rokan 07/18/2011 10:33

    He what?

    Now I’m probably going to have to wear a rubber.


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    Shitcock 07/18/2011 10:33

    Yet another reason to hate them colored folk.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/18/2011 10:35


    Rokan, I believe those are granny panties.

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    rokan 07/18/2011 10:51

    But why, Nutt?

    Why would they wear them?

    How am I supposed to see how hairy their clams are?

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    MrAdams 07/18/2011 10:54

    “Writing on her Twitter last night, she insisted: ‘Hey I said I wasnt in Cannes come on that girl doesn’t even look like me… I’m not with kanye, I’m not dating kanye.’”

    Kanye West only wishes he could get pussy that good.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/18/2011 10:58

    It’s the thrill of the chase Rokan. Women think that they have to leave something to the imagination. They don’t understand that they could wear a burlap sack and we would still fuck them. It must be some competition amongst themselves. I’m in granny panties and guys still want me.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/18/2011 11:01

    It’s been my experience Rokan that when she wears the granny panties, she is riding the cotton pony and her tits hurt. Those mean “hands off”

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    Mr. Nutt 07/18/2011 11:03

    I think my jaw broke my key board.


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    rokan 07/18/2011 11:11

    Holy mother of us all!!!

    However, I find the belt distracting.

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    The Puppet 07/18/2011 11:12

    That is one giant clam she is sporting.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/18/2011 11:19

    Rokan, one without the belt.


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    Shitcock 07/18/2011 11:27

    Great googly moogly.

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    Beppo 07/18/2011 11:37

    I just soiled myself!

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    Death to Finkle! 07/18/2011 11:38

    She’s wearing a belt in that first one?

    Nice shoes, however. And hot arches.

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    Shitcock 07/18/2011 11:42

    I just soiled the guy next to me.

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    i hate you 07/18/2011 12:02

    i can stop thinking about miracle whip…

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