Lady Gaga was being all Lady Gaga-like yesterday for an appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show, first by rehearsing in nothing but a bra, panties and whatever the hell those tights things are, then by making herself look like a old timey movie vampire. And when she saw Jimmy backstage, she looked into his eyes and held up the palm of her hand to hypnotize him. And in a heavy Transylvanian accent she said, “Jeemy Keemel, come to me! Your vill is strong Jeemy Keemel, but soon you vill join me and the cheeldren ov the night!” I swear to God that really happened. I’m surprised you didn’t hear about it before now.
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