07.15.2011 The Dark Knight Rises teaser sort of sucks

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‘The Dark Knight Rises’, the third and final Batman movie from director Christopher Nolan, only began filming on May 5th, and won’t be released until July 20th, 2012, but Warner Brothers wanted a trailer for it in front of ‘Harry Potter’ today, and so the trailer they got is mostly footage from the first two movies. It’s not online yet, all there is are a few bootleg copies like this one, but the only payoff is two fleeting glimpses of Bane set to stirring music. But at least Warner Brothers got their trailer to make people aware of Batman 3. Otherwise it would have come and gone and no one would have even known.

LITIGIOUS UPDATE - I had to take the trailer down because Warner Brothers yelled at me about posting a bootleg. Because people were watching it. Which of course is the point of a trailer. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it.

(20) Comments

  1. DBXdarkangel 07/15/2011 17:45

    Christian Bale is a total nob. Wost actor in the world!! He sounds and acts the same in real life. Now that is not “Acting” thats being yourself and every single person in the world can do that.
    Christian Bale does us a favour and fuck off!!

  2. i hate you 07/15/2011 18:14

    who the fuck is Bane? i am already confused before i get here.

  3. Mr. Nutt 07/15/2011 19:35

    Bane is the guy who gets the coke for Bale. Sniff, sniff. Isn’t Bane short for Bruce Wayne?

  4. Bushpig 07/15/2011 19:46

    Ah, title explained. Bane breaks Batman’s back. Batman has to crawl away and and go into hiding. Batman is afraid he will never walk again. There will be a montage of Bruce Wayne working out against impossible odds to get his legs to work again. But nothing will help, that is until Robin the boy wonder decides to change his costume to include some tight latex upsetting shorts. Bruce sees Robin bend over to pick something up and low and behold the Dark Knight WILL rise again.

    Batman 3, now with extra ghey.

  5. MrAdams 07/15/2011 20:03

    Bane is the twenty year old driver for the Woods Brothers that won the Daytona 500 this year, but that’s not important right now.

  6. Mr. Nutt 07/15/2011 21:34

    Never in the 235 years of this country has a bigger piece of shit ever existed in our congress.

    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=44883

    Adams, Once again you are right on the mark. Trevor Bane was pushed to victory at Daytona by Bobby Labonte.

  7. Gildorg 07/16/2011 02:17

    Well,

    That was entertaining to read through today’s nonsense and follow all the various links posted.

    (Nice One with Rosie, Scum!)

    Gotta pass out… One more long ass day and then a trip to the happiest place on earth and a few hours of unremembered joy to look forward too!

    Have a good weekend Brothers!

  8. Wi11iejr 07/16/2011 07:45

    Bold move shooting the movie trailer via cellphone

  9. swatrob 07/16/2011 12:46

    I’m pretty sure this trailer was rushed so WB could put the trailer in before Harry Potter. I haven’t watched the trailer yet because I will see it in theaters but I’m sure the movie will be good.
    http://www.slycomics.com/reviews/

  10. lethargic 07/16/2011 13:59

    I can’t believe how people are complaining about the lack of footage in a TEASER. The Dark Knight teaser has NO footage and was just a Bat logo breaking apart.

  11. Fiji-Wiji 07/16/2011 14:23

    What did you idiots expect? They’re not even half way done with filming. Not even close. It’s a fucking teaser.

  12. The Puppet 07/16/2011 19:11

    You all need to take a day off and shut the fuck up. Specially the three homos that are here 7/24. Get me a drink before you go
    Cheers!

  13. Gildorg 07/17/2011 02:58

    Well, despite some rude comments…

    I am home a few minutes before Midnight (here on the left coast…)

    Long ass night… At least I got to have a few shots with a Jarhead who is home from the Stan until the 30th and has to ship back out…

    Made my evening go alot smoother!!!

    In any case, got tomorrow off before I have to go back for one damn day and then get another day off…

    In any case, CHEERS, Gentlemen!

  14. Gildorg 07/17/2011 14:40

    Wow!

    Legal action over the weekend. The crappy Teaser/Trailer had to be taken down!

    Sigh… Well, I guess the Liquor store is beckoning…

  15. Observer 07/17/2011 19:05

    I can hardly wait to never see this movie….

  16. Gildorg 07/17/2011 19:05

    I have to say that the bartender at my local has some pretty decent tits…

    I mean, she isn’t the hottest bell at the ball, but she is not too shabby!

    Ah… So little time, so much booze to consume… Tis not fair, I say!!!

    CHEERS!!!

  17. MrAdams 07/17/2011 22:27

    “Carmageddon” was a complete disaster! It was like “Y2K” all over again! I love it when the media attempts to terrify the public with prophecies of doom and then nothing happens. It exposes them for the fear-mongerers that they are. Fuck them very much.

  18. Mr. Nutt 07/17/2011 23:25

    Gildorg, You know what “they” say, any port in a storm. Tell her your name is pepper and fuck it.

    Adams, every day is carmageddon in Chicago. At least you have 5 lane highways and double decker highways. We have the hillside strangler. True story, look it up.

  19. Gildorg 07/17/2011 23:38

    Hey Mr. Nutt!

    Happy Weekend Shift!

    Hope yours went well, Sir!

    I hate Mondays, even more so, since I have to work tomorrow!!!

    In any case, have a drink! Listen to a little Rat Pack music and enjoy yourself!

    Cheers!

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