the Spiderman teaser is kind of badass

By brendon July 19, 2011 @ 10:02 AM


Hopefully this isn’t one of those trailers that studios made exclusively for the big San Diego Comic-Con, which starts tomorrow night, because the teaser for Sony’s Spiderman reboot is pretty god damn cool. Actually it’s boring and repetitive and monotonous because we’ve already seen this stupid origin story, and this is a leaked bootleg copy so the quality is horrible, BUT THEN it gets pretty god damn cool when it kicks in to POV mode. This is the most fun you can have with any POV video that doesn’t involve Asa Akira opening her mouth.

CONFUSING UPDATE – ok, I’ll never understand this but Sony is making me take the video down, even though it makes the movie look surprisingly good and that’s the point of a trailer. So sorry if you missed it. Spiderman is now a dog, by the way. That’s one of the new things they explain in the trailer.

(18) Comments

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    theconnductor 07/19/2011 10:32

    correction, it gets pretty terrible when it goes into POV. It looks like a video game, and if I wanted to watch a video game, I’d play a video game. I want to watch a movie, so I want to see real people in real places. Terrible.

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    rokan 07/19/2011 10:33

    Are you fucking kidding me!!

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    MrAdams 07/19/2011 10:53

    “What Would Stan Lee Do?”

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    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 10:55

    Just in case you didn’t see it the first 5 times. We need to put these movies on some type of media so we can watch them at home at a later date. That way the movie makers don’t have to keep making them over and over. It’s about time for another Hitler movie isn’t it?

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    rokan 07/19/2011 10:58

    Why the fuck are they doing a Spiderman remake from the beginning again?

    Am i fucking missing something?

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    Montesquieu 07/19/2011 11:02

    All spiderman movies, whatever the date and however gritty they are, will be shit. Spiderman is an ass pimple in terms of a superhero. Especially when compared to Batman or everyone’s favorite blaxploitation: Meteor Man.

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    rokan 07/19/2011 11:08

    No way, the best black super-hero was Luke Cage-Powerman.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 11:25

    How about making History of the world part 2, It’s good to be the king? I would watch that.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 11:33

    There are black superheroes? Never heard of em. I haven’t watched BET lately though.

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    Mr. Nutt 07/19/2011 11:42

    Gabby Johnson said it best.

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    Slouch 07/19/2011 12:22

    Blankman > Meteor Man

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    ihaveabadmonkey 07/19/2011 12:45

    in before the cease and desist

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    mercury 07/19/2011 13:36

    What does this have to do with a dog?

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    Montesquieu 07/20/2011 00:20

    Who watches BET?

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    SOAPBOX77 07/20/2011 03:08

    Saw it when you had it up… I loved the FPPOV at the last 30 seconds. I wish Spider Man Video Games would be made like that….

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    shenjingbing 07/20/2011 09:07

    I tide fashion Good-looking, not expensive Free transport

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    Observer 07/21/2011 15:31

    I’d watch…..not rewatch……if they introduce a lot of nude female roles in this go-round….

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