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Jessica Simpson announced her new fragrance today, a perfume called ‘I Fancy You.' You read that right by the way. 'I Fancy You'. Her perfume is called 'I Fancy You'. Because nothing gets a guy hotter than hundred year old phrases his grandmother used. I also like my girlfriend to wear a white wig and bifocals and a sweater with a Christmas tree on it, and when I fuck her in the ass she looks over her shoulder at me and yells, "you kids get outa there!" Finally, a perfume for me!

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