If you forced me to make up something more boring than the MTV Video Music Awards, it would still sound a lot like the MTV Video Music Awards. It would be like, “a 4 hour TV show… filled with pretentious assholes flaunting their money… and getting awards for something no one ever saw.”
So at least Beyonce took last nights VMAs to announce that she’s 3 months pregnant. Her husband Jay Z is presumably the father. So at least there was something sort of resembling news. Granted that’s only when compared to the most assine awards show possible. The VMAs are basically the Blockbuster Awards, except without enough dignity to simply go away.
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I blames Pepper.
Wow, that headline almost makes this site seem like it is trying to go mainstream. No lame puns or bad jokes, just a straightforward headline. That truly sucks.
Are we going to have a post about Lady Gaga’s butchering of the English language last night?
More often than not, when someone misuses “I” in a sentence, it’s not simply because they don’t understand the rules of grammar. Instead, it’s typically a case of that person wanting to appear smarter than they actually are.
Who the fuck is Lady Gaga?
Sounds made up.
Sigh…
Gotta get up and start getting ready for another one…
Got a later starting shift, but since I am coming in late, I will be one of the last to leave, so it kinda defeats the purpose…
Have fun today boys with the updates about the VMAs…
i cant believe this!! me and my sister just got two i-pads for $42.77 each and a $50 amazon card for $9. the stores want to keep this a secret and they dont tell you. go here BidsOut.com
You spelled assinine wrong. So did I. Beyonce isn’t pregnant. She’s wearing a prosthetic belly. She’s probably got some pregnant chick lined up to hand over her kid in 6 months. How much are kids worth this year? $50,000? Cheap!
….news..??….that a woman of “color” is preggo…….I think not…..
….the real news……a woman of “color” is married…
….wait….NOT married….?
..shocking!!
Couldnt give a fuck if i tried…
naww. Beyonce + Jay-Z are gonna have a Bay-B