If you forced me to make up something more boring than the MTV Video Music Awards, it would still sound a lot like the MTV Video Music Awards. It would be like, “a 4 hour TV show… filled with pretentious assholes flaunting their money… and getting awards for something no one ever saw.”
So at least Beyonce took last nights VMAs to announce that she’s 3 months pregnant. Her husband Jay Z is presumably the father. So at least there was something sort of resembling news. Granted that’s only when compared to the most assine awards show possible. The VMAs are basically the Blockbuster Awards, except without enough dignity to simply go away.
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